If a woman frequents bars just to pick up men, would you say she is fly fishing?
Tag Archives: woman
Do men prefer airplanes over women – in a spiritual way of course?
* Airplanes usually kill you quickly; a woman takes her time.
* Airplanes don’t get mad if you do a ‘touch and go.’
* Airplanes don’t object to a pre-flight inspection.
* Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.
* Airplanes don’t come with in-laws.
* Airplanes don’t care about how many other airplanes you’ve flown before.
* Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
* Airplanes don’t mind if you look at other airplanes.
* Airplanes don’t mind if you buy airplane magazines.
* Airplanes expect to be tied down.
* Airplanes don’t comment on your piloting skills.
* Airplanes don’t whine unless something is really wrong.
LOL.. I gotta get me one of these flying hats for real!
I am a woman who is very interested in learning how to fly fish.?
Can you tell me what equipment I’ll need to get started, and make some recommendations? Ladies, I would really love to hear what works best for you.
First to get all 10 correct gets 10 pts!?
1. A woman gives a beggar 1 dollar and 32 cents; the woman is the beggar’s sister, but the beggar is not the woman’s brother. How come?
2. Why can’t a man living in the U.S. be buried in Canada?
3. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. How is this possible?
4. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by. What color is the bear? Why?
5. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where was an oil burner, a kerosene lanp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?
6. How far can a dog run into the woods?
7. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5’10” tall. What does he weigh?
8. What was the president’s name in 1950?
9. There once was a lady who really liked pink. In her cozy, little one-story house, everything was pink. Even her dog was pink. Her hair, her carpet, everything. What color are her stairs?
10. There was an evergreen tree in the dark, ugly forest where ghosts, witches, and even Frankenstein lived. All of the sudden, a great gust of wind flew through the forest. Which way did the leaves on the tree fall?
John M. and weatherman_1965 both have it correct, though the points will go to weatherman_1965 because his answer came first. Sorry John M….if I could I’d split the points between you. Thanks to everyone else for answering! 
Where is the best place to meet a woman who loves to fly fish & camp out?
Where is the best place to meet a woman who loves to fly fish & camp out?