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I am a woman who is very interested in learning how to fly fish.?

Can you tell me what equipment I’ll need to get started, and make some recommendations? Ladies, I would really love to hear what works best for you.

First to get all 10 correct gets 10 pts!?

1. A woman gives a beggar 1 dollar and 32 cents; the woman is the beggar’s sister, but the beggar is not the woman’s brother. How come?

2. Why can’t a man living in the U.S. be buried in Canada?

3. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. How is this possible?

4. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by. What color is the bear? Why?

5. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where was an oil burner, a kerosene lanp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?

6. How far can a dog run into the woods?

7. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5’10” tall. What does he weigh?

8. What was the president’s name in 1950?

9. There once was a lady who really liked pink. In her cozy, little one-story house, everything was pink. Even her dog was pink. Her hair, her carpet, everything. What color are her stairs?

10. There was an evergreen tree in the dark, ugly forest where ghosts, witches, and even Frankenstein lived. All of the sudden, a great gust of wind flew through the forest. Which way did the leaves on the tree fall?
John M. and weatherman_1965 both have it correct, though the points will go to weatherman_1965 because his answer came first. Sorry John M….if I could I’d split the points between you. Thanks to everyone else for answering! :)

Where is the best place to meet a woman who loves to fly fish & camp out?

Where is the best place to meet a woman who loves to fly fish & camp out?

Other than pubs and clubs in New Zealand, where does a nice professional man meet a nice professional woman?

I am not a drinker or a smoker and will not go into a pub. I prefer British women. I am an American man. Do not really like the Kiwi women. Do not want to meet some bar fly either. Please save your tying skills to actually answer the question and not as a forum for insecure kiwi women to rant on about why I like or dislike certain women. I just want to be able to meet a nice British woman.
I don’t see a New Zealand flag…?

Guys, have you ever imagined what it would be like to…?

be with that one woman you couldn’t have (at least not right now) and finally just couldn’t hold back any longer and went for her?

There is someone I work with and we can’t be together because he is sort of in a position above me. But, wow, does the chemistry fly. About once a week, we interact with one another trying to keep things professional but lately our conversations have turned much more personal.

Such as what I wear to sleep and would I give him a massage if he came over and he put his arm around my waist last week. I like to feel men’s ties and today I played with his tie. Of course he was still wearing it!

I love these converstions we have and wonder if as a man he is able to just imagine and not eventually try and act? All of this is welcome attention!

I want to understand how a man’s mind works. I can imagine and after awhile I start to want what I am thinking about. Are men the same? Do you think he thinks about me when he leaves the office?