I was on the subway today and I saw this man come pimpin’ in, with a cobalt blue suit, a big Don Cornelius (Soul Train) tie, black and white spats, and a jherri curl. All he was missing was big white hat with a feather in it and he could have been Super Fly.
Please tell me this look is not coming back into style.
Posted in Fly Tying
Tagged blue suit, cobalt, curls, Don Cornelius, don cornelius soul train, fashion, fly, good, good googa mooga, Googa, Jherri, man, Mooga, pimpin, soul train, subway, today, white spats
I’am flying today, but i got a fishing pole wile on vacation what is the best way to transport it, Check it or carry-on? and how should i pacage it?
Posted in Fly Fishing
Tagged fishing, fishing pole, pacage, pole, today, vacation, way, wile
I was out fishing in a scummy lake today, when all of a sudden a fluttering toenail grasped my boat and shook me around screaming for cookies and milk. I grabbed his udders and shrieked. He was a telephone! I jumped off the boat and flew like a rose petal to the shore. As I got there I spun like a rabid kangaroo hoping someone would give me some Welch’s grape Juice. All of a sudden a set of denchers began chattering around my path. I laughed with enjoyment as a pinata began to consume prokchops and greasy beef in my path. I like being thrilled by daily balloons. It keeps life spiky like a fresh does of stool softener. My story will continue if you are eager to hear it. The next part involves a sour goat and a squeemish mushroom galloping in the Wild West. Havea Good Nite and Remember:
To touch a porcupine is to tamper with meatloaf
As to use chopsticks to unclog the toilet is as bad as using your sisters toothbrush to scrub the sink!
I was out fishing in a scummy lake today, when all of a sudden a fluttering toenail grasped my boat and shook me around screaming for cookies and milk. I grabbed his udders and shrieked. He was a telephone! I jumped off the boat and flew like a rose petal to the shore. As I got there I spun like a rabid kangaroo hoping someone would give me some Welch’s grape Juice. All of a sudden a set of denchers began chattering around my path. I laughed with enjoyment as a pinata began to consume prokchops and greasy beef in my path. I like being thrilled by daily balloons. It keeps life spiky like a fresh does of stool softener. My story will continue if you are eager to hear it. The next part involves a sour goat and a squeemish mushroom galloping in the Wild West. Havea Good Nite and Remember:
To touch a porcupine is to tamper with meatloaf
As to use chopsticks to unclog the toilet is as bad as using your sisters toothbrush to scrub the sink!
I saw the most horrific thing today. It was a giant inflatable manger for your front lawn complete with Mary, Joseph and Baby Jesus. As if the light up plastic ones wern’t bad enough.
I can’t see how any self respecting Christian could justify buying something like this. Seeing as how I saw it inflated in someone front yard tonight, I guess some do. Don’t you think that Jesus would be totally offended by this tacky, resouce- wasting, display of consumerism?
It just makes me want to sneak into their yard and take a butcher knife to it. Or maybe, since its really windy tonight, I can just cut the tie downs and watch the Holy Family fly off into the night. Can you imagine the news headlines?
Hmmm…jail time. Not sure if it would be anything more than a misdemeanor for vandalism. The company who manufactured the product should get jail time tho.
Funny thing too is that Im not even Christian yet I find this item so offensive.
I’m demonic? LOL!!
You own one don’t you?
