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it’s a tie between two for me..

the first one…I lived with my father briefly in the mid west…the first night I got there he sat me down and had a serious talk about tornadoes and safety..he went off on a big thing about how common they were in these parts and how the town has a warning siren and he said …”if you EVER hear that siren this is what you do…please, go and and wait under the crawl space underneath the house…then he showed me this filthy little place underneath the house and told me I would most likely be safe there.. I didn’t think much of it until the next day when my father was at work…and then I heard it…the siren!!!! i almost crapped my pants and flew underneath to this nasty crawl place where I stayed for like an hour, crying and rocking myself back and forth for comfort.

WELL!!! it turns out that the town sounded the siren everyday at noon as a test !!!

oh man… I was sooooooooooo mad when I found out…
and then one time when I was about 9… I heard a knock on the door and my family starts calling that my friend is there and I was in a super bad mood and I was like I’m not coming but they practically forced me to the door and when I opened it my father rushed in with some weird wig on his head screaming “Arrrrrrrrrggggghhh” and attacked me…

I was shaking for like an hour