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21 TYPES OF PISSERS TO MEET IN THE MENS ROOM(MEN WILL FIND THIS FUNNY)(WONEM MIGHT NOT UNDERSTAnD)?

21 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MIGHT MEET IN THE MEN’S ROOM! EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts. SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not. CROSSEYED: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed. TIMID: Can’t piss if someone’s watching, flushes urinal, comes back later. INDIFFERENT: All urinals being used, pisses in sink. CLEVER: No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor. WORRIED: Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection. FRIVOLOUS: Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug. ABSENT-MINDED: Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants. CHILDISH: Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble. SNEAK: Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed. PATIENT: Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads with free hand. DESPERATE: Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants. TOUGH: Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it. EFFICIENT: Waits until he has to crap, then does both. FAT: Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe. LITTLE: Stands on box, falls in, drowns. DRUNK: Holds right thumb in left hand, pisses in pants. DISGRUNTLED: Stands for a while, gives up, walks away. CONCEITED: Holds two-inch dick like a baseball bat. RADICAL: Ignores urinal. Pisses on wall.

How would you interpret this dream?

You release the fish into the air like birds flying, but the fish only bared their teeth and bit you on your back and legs, and you actually feel the pain in your back.

Problem with a professor’s appearance and smell?

I have a professor right now who is beyond awful. Not only are his teaching skills atrocious, but his appearance is even worse. He smells, never combs his hair, it doesn’t look (or smell) like he ever brushes his teeth, his clothes have holes and stains (which get progressively worse over the week because he obviously doesn’t ever clean or change them) in them, his shoes are never tied, his fly is half unzipped, and if his shirt is ever tucked in, it is only a little bit, never all the way! It is so hard to concentrate in a class where you are thinking about how gross the teacher is instead of what he is talking about. His skills as an educator are bad enough alone! Is it really necessary for him to look like a hobo slob when he comes to teach university courses?
Anyway, I am writing a letter to the dean of students for his department regarding the matter, but how do I write this letter without just saying “he is a smelly dirty fool who shouldn’t be teaching here”? Any ideas? Thanks!

angel WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!?

(6) 30-Minute Iron Man Match (winner received an NWA World title shot at February’s Against All Odds PPV): Samoa Joe vs. Kurt Angle. Fans started with the “lets go Angle, lets go Joe” chant. TNA has the 30 minute count down clock in the bottom right hand corner of the screen. Angle kicks out of a pinfall attempt at the five minute mark. Angle has his “violence” teeth guard tonight. No pin falls or submissions at the nine minute mark. Angle has been in control of the match early on in this contest. With Angle on the outside, Joe flew into Angle from the ring, but appeared to hit hard on the floor. Joe forced Angle to tap out from the rear naked choke at the 12:55 mark, as fans chanted “you tapped out.” Joe leads 1-0, with fifteen minutes remaining in the match. Angle forced Joe to tap out from the ankle lock with 13:58 remaining in the match. Match is tied at 1-1. Fans started the “lets go Joe, lets go Angle” chant again. With 11:05 remaining, Joe is forced to tap out from the ankle lock again. With 10:00 remaining, its Angle leading 2 to 1. Olympic slam by Angle, but Joe kicked out with 8:30 remaining. Muscle buster, and Joe tied it up with 7:40 remaining. With 6:30 remaining, its tied 2 to 2. Angle applies the ankle lock again with six minutes remaining, but this time Joe kicked out with his other leg. Angle gains a pinfall with 5:19 remaining to take a 3-2 lead. With 3:00 remaining, Angle leads 3 to 2. Angle rammed Joe’s knee into the ring post from the outside. Under two minutes remaining. Muscle buster, but Angle gets his foot on the ropes at 1:31 remaining. :30 seconds remaining. Joe puts on the ankle lock. Angle taps out, but the 30 minute time limit expired. Angle wins 3 to 2.

21 TYPES OF PISSERS TO MEET IN THE MENS ROOM(MEN WILL FIND THIS FUNNY)(WONEM MIGHT NOT UNDERSTAnD)?

21 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MIGHT MEET IN THE MEN’S ROOM! EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts. SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not. CROSSEYED: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed. TIMID: Can’t piss if someone’s watching, flushes urinal, comes back later. INDIFFERENT: All urinals being used, pisses in sink. CLEVER: No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor. WORRIED: Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection. FRIVOLOUS: Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug. ABSENT-MINDED: Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants. CHILDISH: Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble. SNEAK: Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed. PATIENT: Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads with free hand. DESPERATE: Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants. TOUGH: Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it. EFFICIENT: Waits until he has to crap, then does both. FAT: Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe. LITTLE: Stands on box, falls in, drowns. DRUNK: Holds right thumb in left hand, pisses in pants. DISGRUNTLED: Stands for a while, gives up, walks away. CONCEITED: Holds two-inch dick like a baseball bat. RADICAL: Ignores urinal. Pisses on wall.