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What are our rights as a homeowners?

I am a legit homeowner. A year ago a family moved in to our subdivision as a lessee. The family is in a street food business, they make preparations outside their premises, causing flies and rotten smells. Their dogs are on loose and 2 incidents of dog bites have already happened. The food carts are blocking the way that people need to walk from the end of the block since they are second house on the block. The homeowners have petitioned and call for the homeowners association president. But since the president is a close freind of the family, nothing happened to the pettion. The dilemma is happening again. The dogs and ducks are out, carts blocking the way, the water they used to wash the big dishes flows on the street..and now they have added a monkey tied on a public tree. Since we have made a first move, we are requesting for a new meeting with the president. We will ask for a written agreement that the family will sign, if this will no push tru, what else can we do?

Dear Agnes,I think I’m a pretty handsome wolf spider, and I know a nice girl who lives under a branch up the

street. But the females of my species are kind of known for eating their mates. I don’t really want to become dinner- what do I do?
Signed,
Want to Stay Alive

Dear Alive, Sorry, but if you want to have a little fling, you have to be prepared to make the ultimate sacrifice.
Dear Alive, You can make that silk for a purpose you know…tie her up!
Dear Alive, Bring her presents. A nice juicy fly will cool her temper.
Dear Alive, It’s pretty simple. Just get to know her well- from a distance!- before you put the moves on her.

what is this movie?

I saw a movie on FX a few months back, and can’t remember the name of it. Can anyone help? I remember a woman in a wheelchair, her boyfriend downstairs across the street robbing a bank with pantyhose on his head, and some man comes in the room with her. She tells him, “My dress comes off easily”, he lays her on the bed, and they start making out. She screams when he goes down on her, the boyfriend comes in, throws the other guy out? Later on in the movie, the boyfriend has the woman in the back of his van, in a pink tutu and Lucky Strike jacket, takes her out, ties her to an airplane he built, and tries to take her flying, but they end up wrecking. Last I remember, they were sitting on a hill talking. Sorry I can’t remember more, but it was HILARIOUS! Thanks for any help.

When people think of drugs like Crack they automatically think of the poor and the ghetto.?

What people dont understand is that more people of “wealth” and priveldge smoke “crack” and these other street. Look at it this way. It is not the little street thug in the the ghetto that is shipping it into the united states. It takes people with money and connections. It is the guys wearing the Amani suit and ties. The next time you think about crack think about those tight azzed wads walking down Wall Street or the White HOuse. I would sure like to be a fly on the wall in the homes of these so called “politicians”.

What are our rights as a homeowners?

I am a legit homeowner. A year ago a family moved in to our subdivision as a lessee. The family is in a street food business, they make preparations outside their premises, causing flies and rotten smells. Their dogs are on loose and 2 incidents of dog bites have already happened. The food carts are blocking the way that people need to walk from the end of the block since they are second house on the block. The homeowners have petitioned and call for the homeowners association president. But since the president is a close freind of the family, nothing happened to the pettion. The dilemma is happening again. The dogs and ducks are out, carts blocking the way, the water they used to wash the big dishes flows on the street..and now they have added a monkey tied on a public tree. Since we have made a first move, we are requesting for a new meeting with the president. We will ask for a written agreement that the family will sign, if this will no push tru, what else can we do?