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is it right for hooker going to Iraq to ONLY service private contractors NOT the troops?

Wonkette did this story about a hooker going to the Green Zone in Iraq, and I noticed this line:
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My apologies but at this time I am unable to plan any meetings w/active duty military. (*The members of PMC community has an exclusive arrangement during this visit*) Kisses ~Tori

http://wonkette.com/politics/sex-on-the-breach-dept%5C%27/iraq-contractors-to-have-hooker+in+residence-284569.php

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I would not necessarily advocate sending hookers over to Iraq, but if some were going anyway, they should offer their services to every soldier before a single mercenary or tie wearing @ss weasel from Liberty University cowering in the Green Zone while he privatizes Iraq’s water or something.

Maybe that’s how Democrats could end the war–simply stop funding escorts being flown into the Green Zone until it turns into one big blue ball on the map with the righties begging for the helicopter on the roof to take them home.
Firewoman,

Would you rather see them die from TIDs?

(testicular explosive destruction).

Tell me what you think. I’ve writen this so many times its not even funny. The entire story. Tell me?

I saw my dad for a last time. His face was handsom, and gleamed. He had short black hair, and always smiled.
“I’ll miss you,” He said, before he was off to war. “I’ll miss you.”
I woke up, gasping. I was lying on my bed. The red covers were flapped over and touching the ground.
“What’s wrong dear?” My mother said walking into my room. Her face was pale, and she looked worried.
“Nothing,” I said. “Nothing.”
My mother looked at me with a frown. “Please don’t scare me like that,” she said.
“All right,” I muttered.
My mother walked out of the room.
At that momment I crawled out of bed. I wan’t to be a hero! I cried inside my mind.
I grabbed my pocket-knife out of my dresser. And then grabbed my backpack. I got up, and ran to the window. I opened it up, and threw out my rope. I tied the top end on the top of my window, and started climbing down.
I am 13 years old, and I live with my mother. I have long black hair, that is always spikey. I wear a black torso and brown pants.

I reached the bottom, and it was dark. Wind brushed against my head, as I started walking towards the Castle. The Castle where my father was killed. And I needed revange. He died a year ago, and I remember seeing it. And it was a guard who murdered my father because he was angry at him. And he worked in the castle!
I drew my pocket-knife as I steped near a tree that was right at the castle. I hid behind it, and then grabbed my rope from my backpack. I ran towards the entrance, in the front of the Castle. I threw my rope, up, and it landed right on the ledge. It tied around, and I started climbing. As I reached the top, I saw two gaurds. They ran towards me.
“What are you doing kid?” One demanded. He had a sword drawn at my neck.
I drew a big breath. “I need to ask my father something,” I said. “He told me to find him here.”
The guard lowered his sword. “Very well,” he said.
I nodded, and walked away. I remembered the man’s face, his armor and all.
I reached a door, and opened it up. There stood the man. He didn’t wear a helmet. He also had black armor, and held the Jewled Scimatar.
“Howday,” he said, bowing. “What is a young lad like ya’ doing around these parts? It’s late, I reckon-” He broke off when I put out my hand.
“Enough,” I said. “Lets finsih this.”
“What?” the man asked, puzzled.
“You killed my father.”
The man looked down at me, and then my pocket-knife. Then he laughed. “Sorry kiddo, he brought it on himself,” the guard smiled.
“You bastard,” I screamed. I threw my pocket-knife at the guard’s face, and sliced him across the cheek. The guard fell over a little bit then grabbed my arm.
“You want to die like your father?” he hissed.
“Rather then let you live,” I growled.

Suddenly, there was an explosion. Fire flew in front of the castle, like a big flare. I flew back, and so did my father’s murder. There were guards running. Fire flew in the Castle, and my Father’s murder ran. He threw me to the ground and ran.
I started running too. I dropped my pocket-knife, but I didn’t care. At least I slit the guy’s face. I stopped near my rope, and looked out in the distance. Ships filled the dock, and on the flags that were on them had the words: Zelthora.
I screamed and climbed down the rope. I started running past houses, but saw nothing but pirates and workers of Zelthora running and killing people.
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The king was sitting in his throne, as two guards ran in the room.
“What is it?” the king demanded.
“Pirates of Zelthora,” one said calmly. “Should we take them out or let them get what they need?”
“They want the Crystal Sword,” the king said. “Take them out. Get all of the guards, and fight back. But damn, I hope Zelthora isn’t there.”
The guards bowed, and then ran out of the room.
“Please destory them,” The king muttered to himself. “Please-destory them.”

The king got up, and walked out of the Red Throne Room, as two guards ran after him again. “Zelthora is in the building,” they screamed.
“Get the Crystal Sword, we need to-” The king broke off, as the two guards fell to the ground, and Zelthora looked straight at him.
“It’s far, to late for that, King,” he said.
The king screamed, and drew his Sur Cuss sword. He slammed it against Zelthora’s head. But nothing happened.
“Ow,” Zelthora said, softly. Then he held out his hand.
The king screamed in terror, and blood ran down his face.
“Where is it,” Zelthora screamed in his face.
“That I will not tell you,” the king said, scared for his life.
“Then the pirates will search the building. I will leave no one alive,” Zelthora was full of anger.
The king dropped, dead on the floor. And blood dripped to the ground.
Zelthora turned around, and started walking. His black cape and robe ruseld in the wind. Then he put up his hood.
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lets make up a story??

while she and her best friend flying kites, their kites tied to the electrical tower, and some of the electrical wires were explode

just narrate the explosion and how they felt at that moment

thank youu
no fictional things
try to be real :(

Moral of the story is — A funny naughty joke – rate it pls.?

There was a fish waiting for a fly to drop 6 inches so the fish could eat the fly.
There was a PussyCat waiting for the fly to drop 6 inches so the fish would eat the fly and the cat could eat the fish.
There was a bear waiting for the fly to drop 6 inches so the fish would eat the fly, the cat would miss the fish, and the bear would get the fish.
There was a hunter waiting for the fly to drop 6 inches so the fish would eat the fly, the cat would miss the fish, the bear would get the fish, and the hunter could get the bear.
So, the fly drops 6 inches, the fish gets the fly, the cat misses the fly and falls in the water, the bear gets the fish, and the hunter gets the bear.

Moral of the story is that when the fly drops 6 inches the pu-ssy gets wet.

The moral of this story is:?

One spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot below the surface of a lake and saw a fly hovering just out of striking distance.

The fish said to itself, “If that fly comes six inches closer, I’ll jump up and have myself a meal.”

Just then, a bear on the shore of the lake looked up and said to itself, “If that fly gets any closer to that fish, the fish will jump up, and I’ll catch the fish and have myself a meal.”

As luck would have it, a hunter saw what was happening. He thought to himself, “If that fly moves closer to the fish, the fish will jump, the bear will lean over to grab the fish, and I’ll shoot the bear.”

Just then, a rat was standing behind the hunter saying to itself, “If that fly moves closer to the fish, the fish will jump, the bear will lean over to grab the fish, the hunter will lean over to shoot the bear, and I’ll grab the sandwich from the back pocket of the hunter.”

However, unbeknownst to the rat, a cat was observing everything and thinking, “If
“If that fly moves closer to the fish, the fish will jump, the bear will grab the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, the rat will grab the sandwich, and I’ll snatch the rat.”

At that very moment, the fly dropped a few inches, the fish grabbed the fly, the bear grabbed the fish, the hunter shot the bear, the rat grabbed the sandwich, the cat jumped, missed the rat and landed in the lake.

The moral of this story is:

When the fly drops six inches the p.u.s.s.y will get wet.

Cotcha all!!!!