i was in Steak n’ Ale in one of their smaller rooms…….. at the large table everyone was really tying one on. the guy at the head of the table started laughing so hard, he choked on his food. some guy did the hemlick manuever and the food and vomit came flying out. it was projectile vomit and his head was spinning. we scurried out…. i found out from a friend that worked there that the group sortof cleaned the mess up and kept eating.
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Tagged Ale, dining, everyone, experience, food, guy, Head, manuever, projectile vomit, Steak, steak n ale, table, vomit
I must confess my evolutionary and atheist friends…I fell into deep evolutionary cannibalism tonight. My family treated me to a seafood and steak dinner. i flew upon my shrimp cousins and consumed them with only a bit of remorse.Then there was my uncle the clam…evoluting into at least a fish Im sure… I ate them all with uncaring glee. Then I moved over to my 2nd uncle the cow and ate in various forms such things as steak and such…with lots of potatoes and gravy….I thought at one point…” is this my uncle becoming primordial man…or is it my mother the fish becoming a cow ? “.I stepped over to the seafood section and thought for sure somebody would leap from this veritable cradle of universal beginnings…I waited…but that hottie cutie boy I was looking for never stood up out of the fish section. What am I doing wrong ? Is it that Im not doing the buddhistic chants of the gorillas of Borneo ? Or perhaps is it because of my lack of faith in the evolutionary religion ?
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i was in Steak n’ Ale in one of their smaller rooms…….. at the large table everyone was really tying one on. the guy at the head of the table started laughing so hard, he choked on his food. some guy did the hemlick manuever and the food and vomit came flying out. it was projectile vomit and his head was spinning. we scurried out…. i found out from a friend that worked there that the group sortof cleaned the mess up and kept eating.
Posted in Fly Tying
Tagged Ale, dining, everyone, experience, food, guy, Head, manuever, projectile vomit, Steak, steak n ale, table, vomit
