on a hole that has a wicked dog-leg turn halfway to the pin and a water hazard on the other side of the turn.
The 1st golfer gets up and drives the ball right into the water. He walks toward the ball and when he gets to the water hazard the water parts in front of him. He walks up to the ball and pitches it right onto the green.
The 2nd golfer does the exact same thing, except the ball stays on top of the water. He walks on water right up to the ball, and pitches it right onto the green.
The 3rd golfer also hits the ball into the water, but this time a fish jumps up and grabs the ball in its mouth. Then an eagel flies down grabbing the fish (that still has the ball in its mouth) and proceedes to fly away. When the eagle is flying over the green, a bolt of lightning strikes the eagle, which drops the fish. The fish lands right next to the hole, opens its mouth, and the ball rolls into the hole. Hole in one.
Then Moses looks at Jesus and says,”I hate playing golf with your dad.”
