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white tie, white shirt with this suit?

Bought this emporio armani tonal zigzag shiny jacket with matching pants. really sharp looking! But I am really having problems on what color shirt and tie to match it with. Occasion is I’m getting married at the Caesar’s Palace in las Vegas. Only immediate family and a few friends are invited. REally intimate and romantic setting. Please guys I really need some help here. I just found out from my fiancee’s best friend that my fiance is wearing a really nice wedding gown by roberto cavalli flown all the way from italy. Really classy and glamorous yet very modern she said.

here’s a pic of my jacket:

http://www.emporioarmani.com/item/men/fall-winter/Jackets/Tonal-Zigzag-Shiny-Jacket/tskay/3FD17CD7/gender/U/cod10/41046643HP [www.emporioarmani.com]

I was thinking wearing a white shirt with a with tie. What do you guys think?

Up for a DIRTY JOKE, anyone??

A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As he sat down, he knocked the spoon off the table with his elbow. A nearby waiter reached into his shirt pocket, pulled out a clean spoon, and set it on the table. The diner was impressed. “Do all the waiters here carry spoons in their pockets?”

The waiter replied, “Yes. Ever since an Efficiency Expert visited our restaurant… He determined that 17.8% of our diners knock the spoon off the table. By carrying clean spoons with us, we save trips to the kitchen.”

The diner ate his meal. As he was paying the waiter, he commented, “Forgive the intrusion, but do you know that you have a string hanging from your fly?”

The waiter replied, “Yes, we all do. Seems that the same Efficiency Expert determined that we spend to much time washing our hands after using the men’s room. So, the other end of that string is tied to my penis. When I need to go, I simply pull the string, do my thing, and then return to work. Having never touched myself, there really is no need to wash my hands. Saves a lot of time.”

“Wait a minute,” said the diner, “how do you get your penis back in your pants?”

“Well, I don’t know about the other guys, but I use the spoon.”

HA HA!!! Another funny one!?

A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As he sat down, he knocked the spoon off the table with his elbow. A nearby waiter reached into his shirt pocket, pulled out a clean spoon, and set it on the table. The diner was impressed. “Do all the waiters here carry spoons in their pockets?”

The waiter replied, “Yes. Ever since an Efficiency Expert visited our restaurant… He determined that 17.8% of our diners knock the spoon off the table. By carrying clean spoons with us, we save trips to the kitchen.”

The diner ate his meal. As he was paying the waiter, he commented, “Forgive the intrusion, but do you know that you have a string hanging from your fly?”

The waiter replied, “Yes, we all do. Seems that the same Efficiency Expert determined that we spend to much time washing our hands after using the men’s room. So, the other end of that string is tied to my penis. When I need to go, I simply pull the string, do my thing, and then return to work. Having never touched myself, there really is no need to wash my hands. Saves a lot of time.”

“Wait a minute,” said the diner, “how do you get your penis back in your pants?”

“Well, I don’t know about the other guys, but I use the spoon.”

How do you feel about the Maury Show?

I personally feel that if they have recycled that DNA test idea to death. I am sick of the “guess if Im a man” shows. I do like the ones about the out of control teens, however they need to get Dee West off of there. He comes out with a vest on and no shirt, looking like a muscular Finding Nemo fish. He comes in yelling and you could see spit flying. He yells at the teens and abusive husbands. I do not feel that all of those people changed their ways within an hour and because of him. I also dont like that fact that people are able to CUT school and go to his show as an audience member. My brother has done this many times!. If they were there to help the woman getting a DNA test then why not save them the embarrasment and tell them before they start the yelling and cursing a guy out.
Maury promised not to exploit people, but when his ratings dropped, he did just that. I dont like when he has the deformed children up there, even though he gives them things, but why do you need to exploit a child because of their disability, or looks.

I especially HATE those opposite shows where there is a skinny guy and a HUUUUUUUUUGE girl, and she is damn near naked. No one wants to see your dimples and craters..

This here people is a certified rant. LOL
my brother is an adult now. he was about 16-17 when he cut school to see maury..only because his girlfriend wanted to go.

Fly Call By “Mountain Life” 100% Cotton Short Sleeve Shirt in Adult Sizes (X-Large)

Fly Call By “Mountain Life” 100% Cotton Short Sleeve Shirt in Adult Sizes (X-Large)

  • 100% Heavy Duty Cotton
  • Silk Screen Printed
  • Water-based Inks
  • Image on Back

The shirt says “Sorry I missed your call. (I was on the other line.)” and the image is on the back of the shirt. The front of the shirt is plain. This high quality T-shirt is hand dyed and printed in the United States. This is not an iron-on decal that will crack and flake off. The ink is deeply
embedded in the fibers which guarantees a long lasting print design and extraordinary comfort. Available in adult sizes M-XXL. See Size Chart for Details.

List Price: $ 30.00

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