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Would you be mad if your boyfriend put you in this situation or would you just laugh it off?

We’re in a kayak. I’m sitting there with my oar, not making any effort, enjoying the ride. We’re approaching land where a tree has fallen and there are branches poking out everywhere. He spots a bird. A big, scary, mean bird. His curious butt wants to get close to it. I’m screaming like crazy for him not to so we don’t get poked and/or attacked by the bird. No, of course he doesn’t listen because he ”just wants to see the beautiful bird” so he continues to get closer as I scream, cuss and almost cry. Then he lifts his oar towards it to scare it and I turn and scream louder as I lift a thick branch off my shoulder and I’m hearing its wings flapping and just imagining it flying towards our heads, us trying to miss it, the kayak flipping over, us in the nasty water with the fish and seaweed wrapped around our bodies. I’m making the situation worse by rocking the kayak back and forth as I yell and swing my arms around frantically. All the while, a couple is floating by and just staring.

Would conservatives be clearer headed and experience less angst if they knew how to fly fish?

Oh, to be a Prince Nymph among men and ride in the Royal Coachman with the Adams Fly family. You will always have a Scarlet Ibis letter on your forehead if you don’t learn this noble art. Isaak Walton was a Pisces, a fly fisherman and a liberal thinker. Fish feared him and women loved him.

Y’ever ride a Harley through a Cold October Rainstorm? In Toledo Ohio? In a Suit and Tie? At night?

During the second traffic Rush? In high winds? Without your prescription Eyewear? While having a Diabetic Sugarcrash?

Then I hit a Curb and flew several feet in the Air and actually became Airborne!!!
Fortunately, I am a very skilled and experienced rider and managed tp recover quite easily.
I lost my riding glasses.
I made it home in one piece…………
Fatboys are big, tough and Heavy Bikes……

Yesterday? Ain’t been one o’ my betta days…..
By the way, if anyone hasn’t noticed, I changed my Moniker once again as per my monthly regemin…

Kurt
(I’ve seen better dayeez,…been the star of many plays….I’ve seen better dayeez….dum duh dee da duh…. then the bottom drops out!!…) Love that song!!
Do you know what the implications of the “Donner Burger” are????
You know what? Cannibals are just another underrepresented and disenfranchised Minority group anyway!!
Nobody’s trying to impress you asshole.
If you don’t have anything better to comment then don’t.
Don’t ever comment to one of my questions again!
I’m trying to get home in time to beat a storm while sick on top of it… and this idiot………….
I know because I run my ’01 through the Power wash all the time and use the High pressure sprayer all over the Engine and Electrical and I always start right up and take off….No problem……
The only problem I have with this bike is that I’ve not had a servive since 2.5K and I have almost 7.5K and it sonds rough and alot of metally sound and I don’t have as much power.
The engine sounds…..like alot of moving metal inside…..
Byron, You might not be Diabetic or without prescription glasses or under exactly the same conditions but I’ll give you margin for a pitiful but failed attempt at tryin’ to be a smart guy…..fat and ugly classic biker moron type …yah… but smart, …not so much
I guarantee if you had? you’d never have recovered as I did. Especially being ill on top of it. You’d be lying in the hospital right now or dead. That IS skill and experience Fat man…..
BTW Byron, one of those thumbs up is mine…I gave it to you out of sympathy….
That’s how Moronic you really are………
Both things happened while on the road

Read a book….
Thanks S’ dog. seems like some of our most jealous and worse adversaries are on 2 wheels……doesn’t it?
Thanks Bob…..
I appreciate that…..Not true and funny as hell but I appreciate it all the much……
I should actually post on here once and pose as a Catty gay Guy”…
Now that would be funny!!!
Anybody who knows me and my overbearing and strong Male personage would laugh their asses off!!!
especially all the woman who daily would like to string me up my Gonads…..
I tell it like it is……I’ve been riding since I could walk. Don’t like it? pass me by. I’m not picking any fights with anybody and no one is required to reply. I was making late night conversation with friends. Any one who chooses to talk with me peacably is a friend. Anybody else can kiss my ass.
Yikes……
Why in the world would you feel that way? (Actually, I wasn’t all that fond at one time either until I owned one and started to know more)
The people turned me off. Like what I am experiencing on here?
Thanks everybody, appreciate it…Sorry I was such a Cranck ass….
Crash: Some things we just don’t talk about among decent people…Hammocks are one of them!!!!!
haha…….
Besides, that’s just beyond cruel and unusual……(certainly beyond unusual to say the least)

I have a 3 yr old geld that bites and chews on everything and everyone in the barn, pls help b4 he gets hurt!!

He grabs his reins when i ride, nips my boots when i try and turn him, chews lead ropes and cross tieswhen i tie him up and nips at other horses when we ride. He has even pulled fly masks and tail bags off of the other horses in the pens around him and torn them up. I don’t give him anything by hand and he was cut when he was 8 months old. He will occasionly nip at me, but that has decreased with age since he is in full training now. I am worried about him getting hurt more than anything (he grabbed the cord for my clippers while i was clipping him today). Although the chewed lead ropes and broken water pipes from pulled waterhoses is very annoying. I have put every product i can find on his equipment to try and discourage this habit, but he licks everything off. If you have any suggestions, PLEASE HELP!! This is his ONLY bad habit, he is wonderful to ride and has a very quick mind and picks up on everything asked of him immediatly, and there is no way i will be getting rid of him.

Trying to convince my folks to let me go on an ultralight ride while on our cruise PLEASE HELP ME!!?

Im leaving on a cruise in a couple of weeks and we will be at port in key west for a day while on it. I was looking around on the net to see what we could do and i found a place where you can go up in an ultralight floatplane with a guy and he’ll let you fly a little. Its like $80 for 25 minutes but i dont care about price. I told my mom and of course she was a little unsure about the idea (you know how they are). I need some way to convince her. Does anyone know anything that may change her mind? If so please help. Hopefully when i say something to my dad he’ll think otherwise but i still need to convince my mom. Im fourteen and use my brain when i need to so maybe someone could tie that into a reason i should get to do it. hope i dont sound naggy and thanks to all who help

here’s a link to the website – http://www.knotink.com/UltraLights/ultralight.html