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Why Shouldn’t plan my own funeral?

Hey all got a strange problem going on here. I recently found out I have terminal cancer. I thought it would be helpfull if I did my funeral arrangements now that way my family won’t have to do it later, I found a casket and tombstone I really like the design/color etc and got the spot in the cemetary next to my parents. Now the problem is my wife and my brothers all don;t like the casket I picked out it’s bronze colored with a fishing scene on the inside of the lid, showing a lone fisherman fly casting into a stream and under the picture is the verse from the bible that says “come with me and I shall make you fishers of men” and the stone I picked is black marble with the same thing on it along with my name and the dates. Everyone here knows I’m a lifelong fisherman. My wife and brothers say I should go with a plain coffin and stone since thats more traditional. Do you all see any problem with my choices for the coffin and stone?

Can anyone answer my question?

The answer to the math problem is 12. Then he took a 3 point shot and made it in. The duck walked around in the park, and the goose flew away. Then the skiier went down a steep cliff really really really really fast, and the fish jumped onto his baseball.

So, is the answer headphones or shoe laces?

New walking problem?

On our Sunday evening walk, a dog flew out of his yard, barking and growling with his hackles raised after our dogs. It wasn’t a new route, just a new neighborhood dog. Our 3 year old male flipped out, literally.
He looked like a fish out of water he was flopping around so much trying to get at this dog.
Up until this point, he has never had a problem with another dog, now, he gets on the defensive and starts flopping around even if he so much as hears another dog barking.
We have tried everything we can think of, tried to “re” train him to walk on a leash, reward him when he behaves, and we have started using the “gentle leader” on him again, but nothing has worked so far. (We have done this on walks by himself.) The minute he so much as hears another dog bark, he flips out.
My hubby said he isn’t going to be getting any more walks if we can’t get him to stop doing the landed fish flop. (Out of the question.)
I have run out of ideas.
Any suggestions.

Fly control?

Ive recently had a fly problem and I didnt want to use toxins so ive been using the sticky tape method. Then by suggestion from a friend I tried an old trick from portugal fill clear bags full of water and then tie them shut and hang them. This actually reduced considerably the amount of flies. What is the science behind this?

English Paper 1 Problem.. Please Help?

The small town of Dalat lies on the Oya River. It is a peaceful, pretty place. The people there farm and fish and work all week. At festival time they have fun and visit each other’s house.

But the town has a strange name. “Dalat” means “flies” in the Melanau language. Why should a town be called after these insects ?

The reason lies a long, long way back in history. Once upon a time. there was a pleasant small village here. Nobody remembers its name. People only know that it was ruled by a wise, old chief who had three sons.

Then the time came for the chief to die. He was very old man. He had lived, a long, good life. He was not afraid to die and go back to his ancestors. But he wanted to give some good advice to his sons before he died.

1. From the extract, we can conclude that the people of Dalat are?
a. troublesome
b. adventurous
c. hardworking

2. The old chief wanted to ________ his sons before he died.
a. reprimand
b. counsel
c. scold
d. forgive