A woman wanted to hire a hit man to kill her husband. She had heard of the term “contract killing.” So when she found the hit man (an undercover police officer) she asked him to sign a contract with the amount that she was offering him. Truth is stranger than fiction. She was found guilty. Two beer drinking good old boys tied a chain to a ATM machine and pulled it out with their pick up truck. They dragged it through town with sparks flying everywhere. A would be bank robber checked out two banks before robbing one. He took some stationery from the first back and used it to write the hold up notice on the backside when he went to the other bank.When he showed the teller the note, the teller told him that he could not accept a hold up note on stationery from another bank, and that he should try the bank across the street. The robber thanked him and walked out and back to the first bank where the police were waiting for him.
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and hoped someone far away would find it
You call me while I was writing this yesterday that why I was laughing when you called. I was just listening to u talk about your dress and that just confirmed how I was feeling about how much I love very existence. From the moment I realized that I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I’ve been wondering what I can do for you or give you to show my feelings for you. You know we thought about flying to the Cayman Islands, Africa, Dubai and buying that Hummer. You know that I promise myself that I will not buy you or your love. So it’s been driving me crazy for a long time trying to find a creative way to show u. Well I was sitting in church today and the pastor said “the greatest gift you can give anyone is YOU”. That’s when it hit me he right and I thought of you. You know since we met I had one foot in and one foot out. Katrelle I’m tied of running from us. It’s time for me to surrender trelle no more leaving. Since u came into my life it has never been the sam
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A woman wanted to hire a hit man to kill her husband. She had heard of the term “contract killing.” So when she found the hit man (an undercover police officer) she asked him to sign a contract with the amount that she was offering him. Truth is stranger than fiction. She was found guilty. Two beer drinking good old boys tied a chain to a ATM machine and pulled it out with their pick up truck. They dragged it through town with sparks flying everywhere. A would be bank robber checked out two banks before robbing one. He took some stationery from the first back and used it to write the hold up notice on the backside when he went to the other bank.When he showed the teller the note, the teller told him that he could not accept a hold up note on stationery from another bank, and that he should try the bank across the street. The robber thanked him and walked out and back to the first bank where the police were waiting for him.
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Tagged atm machine, backside, bank, bank robber, banks, contract, good old boys, hit man, hold, man, note, pick up truck, police, robber, sparks, stationery, stranger than fiction, teller, term contract, truth is stranger, truth is stranger than fiction, undercover police officer, woman
