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We begin the show with Daffy in the ring with 3 podiems around him. “This week is the last week to vote for who you want to face King Arthur at Super Sunday for his Beatdown Championship. So far, Garfield is leading the vote with 2 votes, Dre & Jak each have 1. But, because this is the final week, I thought I’d have each ‘candidate’ explain why they should face Arty.’ All 3 of them came out. Dre started out. “I think that Arty & I would put on a classic that none of you will soon forget.’ Garfield interrupted by saying, “Oh yeah, it would be a classic, a classic claustrophobic piece of sh**. What you guys want to see is Garfield vs. Arty to continue the saga. That would be a…” Jak interrupted with “terrible choice. Dre, you and Arty would hep eachother out. Garfield, you have had your chance at Arty. I think you fans deserve something new. So why not pick me.” Daffy then said,, “You all have great reasons, but I think we need a physical debate to settle this. Tonight, it will be a 3-way tag match. Each of you are allowed to pick your own partner. And the ref will be none other than King Arty.” He left as tension flied between the 3 competitors.
We begin the night with Tarzan facing Taco Bell Chihuahua. It was a great match. Tarzan had Taco about to tap out when Chester the Cheetah (Cheetos) came out with bat with glass shards in it. He hit Tarzan with it multiple times. This caused Taco to get DQ’d, but he didn’t care as he joined in on the attack, without knowing what it was for. After Tarzan was a bloody mess, Chester got a mic and said, “Tarzan, I am getting revenge. You killed my cousin, Sabor, and now, I want to avenge him. I wish he did kill you as an infant.” Han Solo and Jane ran into the ring, but Taco & Chester got out just in time.
The next match had Mills Lane face Jerry. In the middle of the match, the ref was pulled from outside and was hit with brass knuckles by Hugo Chavez in a ref shirt. Mills didn’t realize this, as Hugo had a mask that looked like a face. Hugo deliberately counted slowly to allow Jerry to kick out every time. Eventually, Mills got angry and yelled at the ‘ref’. Hugo punched Mills with the knucks. He dragged Jerry on Mills to give him the victory. He left quickly before Mills got up.
Calvin & Hobbes faced off against Beatdown tag champs Pooh & Piglet. It was a great match. Calvin & Hobbes won after a Wagon Ride from Calvin on Piglet. After the match, pooh came in and tried to hit a Suckel Punch, but instead got stopped by Hobbes, who hit an Imaginary Slam. They left indicating they wanted the titles.
It was main event time after that. It was Garfield & Casper vs. Jak & Ronald McDonald vs. Dr. Dre & Chewbacca. Arty did a great job refereeing as it was right down the middle. Garfield had Ronald in a corner and kept on beating on him. Arty pulled Garfield off. Garfield began to argue with arty. As this was going on, Dre snuck up behind Garfield and rolled him up for a pin. Arty counted to 3 to give Dre & Chewbacca the victory. Garfield got up and argued with arty some more. He pushed him and Arty clothelined him. This started a huge brawl. All 3 sides tried their best to gain supremacy. Reinforcements came from back stage. Arty tried to get out, since he wasn’t really a part of this. As he was going up the ramp, Eduardo came out and wrapped his arms around Arty. Garfield & Casper snuck out and went backstage. Backstage, they tied Arty to a pole with barbed wire. They kept on beating on him until he bled. Garfield brought out his cheese grater and hit Arty with it over and over again. He got champagne from Casper and sprayed it all over Arty. He took the championship away from him as the show ends.
Remember to vote for who you want to fce Arty. Dre, Jak, & Garfield. You can vote again if you voted earlier.
