I was out fishing in a scummy lake today, when all of a sudden a fluttering toenail grasped my boat and shook me around screaming for cookies and milk. I grabbed his udders and shrieked. He was a telephone! I jumped off the boat and flew like a rose petal to the shore. As I got there I spun like a rabid kangaroo hoping someone would give me some Welch’s grape Juice. All of a sudden a set of denchers began chattering around my path. I laughed with enjoyment as a pinata began to consume prokchops and greasy beef in my path. I like being thrilled by daily balloons. It keeps life spiky like a fresh does of stool softener. My story will continue if you are eager to hear it. The next part involves a sour goat and a squeemish mushroom galloping in the Wild West. Havea Good Nite and Remember:
To touch a porcupine is to tamper with meatloaf
As to use chopsticks to unclog the toilet is as bad as using your sisters toothbrush to scrub the sink!
Posted in Fly Fishing
Tagged balloons, blondes, boat, brunettes, cookies and milk, fishing, goat, good nite, grape juice, kangaroo, Lake, milk, mushroom, path, pinata, scummy, secier, stool softener, telephone, today, toenail, udders, Welch, wild west
I was out fishing in a scummy lake today, when all of a sudden a fluttering toenail grasped my boat and shook me around screaming for cookies and milk. I grabbed his udders and shrieked. He was a telephone! I jumped off the boat and flew like a rose petal to the shore. As I got there I spun like a rabid kangaroo hoping someone would give me some Welch’s grape Juice. All of a sudden a set of denchers began chattering around my path. I laughed with enjoyment as a pinata began to consume prokchops and greasy beef in my path. I like being thrilled by daily balloons. It keeps life spiky like a fresh does of stool softener. My story will continue if you are eager to hear it. The next part involves a sour goat and a squeemish mushroom galloping in the Wild West. Havea Good Nite and Remember:
To touch a porcupine is to tamper with meatloaf
As to use chopsticks to unclog the toilet is as bad as using your sisters toothbrush to scrub the sink!
Posted in Fly Fishing
Tagged Antelope, balloons, baseball, boat, cookies and milk, fishing, goat, good nite, grape juice, kangaroo, Lake, milk, mushroom, path, pinata, scummy, stool softener, telephone, today, toenail, udders, Welch, wild west
My thoughts keep pacing back inside my head. These birds keep flying underneath my bed. I got to get my thoughts free before they float away. i’ve been laying here thinking of that faithful day… My thoughts… They don’t stop… Nothings changed… My lifes the same… With or without you i must keep my brain sane…. My thoughts they twist and turn changing constantly. I think of you, a sea of beutiful on every drop there in. I can still remember way back when… We we’re beutiful… You we’re adorable… same life… nothings changed… you’ve just floated away… My thoughts… They don’t stop… Nothings changed… My lifes the same… with or without you I must keep my brain sane!!! My thoughts slow down and the birds.. Fly away. Everything is clear, I found my purpose, now I know why I’m here… The lizard’s on the beach when the frog steals the mushroom. The bright sun in the sky has a butterfly for his tie and the bird takes it with him. My thoughts… They drive me insane!
Posted in Fly Tying
Tagged bed, beutiful, birds, brain, bright sun, butterfly, day, day my thoughts, dreams, faithful, fly, frog, Head, lizard, mushroom, Nothings, pacing, sane, Stupid, sun in the sky, thinking
My thoughts keep pacing back inside my head. These birds keep flying underneath my bed. I got to get my thoughts free before they float away. i’ve been laying here thinking of that faithful day… My thoughts… They don’t stop… Nothings changed… My lifes the same… With or without you i must keep my brain sane…. My thoughts they twist and turn changing constantly. I think of you, a sea of beutiful on every drop there in. I can still remember way back when… We we’re beutiful… You we’re adorable… same life… nothings changed… you’ve just floated away… My thoughts… They don’t stop… Nothings changed… My lifes the same… with or without you I must keep my brain sane!!! My thoughts slow down and the birds.. Fly away. Everything is clear, I found my purpose, now I know why I’m here… The lizard’s on the beach when the frog steals the mushroom. The bright sun in the sky has a butterfly for his tie and the bird takes it with him. My thoughts… They drive me insane!
Posted in Fly Tying
Tagged bed, beutiful, birds, brain, bright sun, butterfly, day, day my thoughts, dreams, faithful, fly, frog, Head, lizard, mushroom, Nothings, pacing, sane, Stupid, sun in the sky, thinking
