I was on the subway today and I saw this man come pimpin’ in, with a cobalt blue suit, a big Don Cornelius (Soul Train) tie, black and white spats, and a jherri curl. All he was missing was big white hat with a feather in it and he could have been Super Fly.
Please tell me this look is not coming back into style.
Posted in Fly Tying
Tagged blue suit, cobalt, curls, Don Cornelius, don cornelius soul train, fashion, fly, good, good googa mooga, Googa, Jherri, man, Mooga, pimpin, soul train, subway, today, white spats
“The old man sits on the boat admiring all the creatures of the ocean: the birds, the dolphins, and the flying fish.”
Is it legit to put a colon there? I’m kinda stupid when it comes to this stuff.
Posted in Fly Fishing
Tagged birds, boat, creatures of the ocean, dolphins, ESSAY, fish, flying fish, man, O.K, ocean, old man
Moses, Jesus and an old man were out golfing one day.
Moses drives his ball and it bounced off a tree into a water hazard. So he parted the water and knocked the ball onto the green.
Jesus drives his ball and it bounced off two trees into the water. So he makes a wave and the ball lands on the green.
The old man drives his ball, it bounced off a tree into the water, the ball was eaten by a fish, the fish swam to the surface and was picked up by a bird, the bird flew upward and was struck by lightning, it crashed onto the green, the fish flopped out of its mouth, and the ball rolled out of the fish and into the hole.
Moses turned to Jesus and said, “I hate playing with your dad.”
Posted in Fly Fishing
Tagged day, funny joke, golfing, Jesus, joke, man, moses, old man
Moses, Jesus and an old man were out golfing one day.
Moses drives his ball and it bounced off a tree into a water hazard. So he parted the water and knocked the ball onto the green.
Jesus drives his ball and it bounced off two trees into the water. So he walked on the water and scooped his ball onto the green.
The old man drives his ball, it bounced off a tree into the water, the ball was eaten by a fish, the fish swam to the surface and was picked up by a bird, the bird flew upward and was struck by lightning, it crashed onto the green, the fish flopped out of its mouth, and the ball rolled out of the fish and into the hole.
Moses turned to Jesus and said, “I hate playing with your dad.”
Posted in Fly Fishing
Tagged day, favorite jokes, golfing, Jesus, man, moses, old man
1) Excitable — Shorts half-twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
2) Sociable — Joins friends in pi$$ whether he has to or not.
3) Cross-eyed — Looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
4) Timid — Cannot pi$$ if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.
5) Indifferent — All urinals being used, pi$$es in sink.
6) Clever — No hands, fixes tie, looks around, usually pi$$es on floor.
7) Worried — Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
Frivolous — Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit flies and bugs.
9) Absent-Minded — Opens vest, pulls out tie, pi$$es in pants.
10) Childish — Pi$$es directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
11) Sneaky — Farts silently while piSSing, acts very innocent, knows man in other stall will be blamed.
12) Patient — Stands very close for a long time, reads with free hand.
13) Desperate — Waits in long line, teeth floating, pi$$es in pants.
14) Tough — Bangs d*ck on side of urinal to dry.
15) Efficient — Waits until he has to cr ap and does both.
16) Fat — Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pi$$es in shower.
17) Little — Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
18) Drunk — Holds left thumb in right hand, pi$$es in pants.
19) Disgruntled — Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
20) Conceited — Holds two-inch d*ck like baseball bat.
