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one of better youth comebacks ever?

Posted on May 5, 2012 by admin| 1 Comment

(we’re the home team)we’re down 10 in the fifth and we score 2 runs. then we get a 1-2-3 top of the sixth. we keep on getting hits , and then the score all of a sudden gets to 18-17 with 0 outs and a guy on 1st. we send the guy on 1st stealing. there’s a pop fly to second, and the runner stealing got doubled off. so now our comeback is pretty much over. the next guy up gets a infield single. he steals 2nd. then the next guy walks and on a wild pitch the runner on second moves to third, runeer on 1st to 2nd. the next guy hits a pop fly to third, and he misses it because he got “blinded” by the sun. no its 18-18 the next guy pops out to first so tie game. game was called because of time. how many of you consider this a better comeback

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star if you like it?

Posted on April 27, 2012 by admin| Leave a comment

Billy was on holiday in America and didn’t speak very good English. It was his last day and he was heading to the airport to fly home, but first he needed to buy a few things.

He ends up going to the store and asking the clerk for some “BUM”. She sits there and thinks for awhile and then says, “Oh you must mean gum.”

Then he goes to the fish store and askes if he could get some “F*CK IT”. The fish man thinks and says, “Oh I get it, you must mean Bucket (bucket of fish)”

Billy shakes his head as YES.

Then he makes a trip to the pet store and says, “Could I get a c0ck and spank it?” The pet store owner says “Oh you must mean Cocker Spaniel.”

Billy shakes his head YES.

He finally makes it to the airport where he will be catching his flight.

When he gets there he askes this guy…

“Could you hold my bum and f*ck it while I get my c0ck and spank it”

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it’s 1:30 am and my fish is floating on its side and lying towards the bottom, what do i do?

Posted on April 11, 2012 by admin| 13 Comments

it’s a goldfish; i’ve had it a few weeks over a year. i came home tonight and found it lying on its side. it moves randomly, but keeps flipping upside down. it does not stay upright. i changed it water completely. its gills are kind of moving. it moves itself up, but slowly floats down then. i’m going on vacation (we’re driving there; not flying) tomorrow and was planning on taking it with me in a smaller container because there is no one to feed it (only 3 days)…i don’t know what to do…i can’t go to a pet store because we’re leaving very early tomorrow…i don’t have any water testing or treating equipment…what can i do? is it definitely dying and is there anything i can do to save it in 6 hours? should i feed it? and is spring water good to use to put your goldfish in (i can only use spring water tomorrow when i’m able to get it and right now i only have a limited amount of dechlorinated water–water that has sat for two days to remove the chlorine in it?

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What is the funniest or oddest thing you have ever seen being hauled down the road?

Posted on March 26, 2012 by admin| 1 Comment

It was late one evening while my husband and I were on our way home. We hurt this loud noes, yet we could not figure out what it was. Next thing we knew this guy with his F 150 truck flies by going about 60mph hauling an old fishing boat with the tie grown. No it wasn’t just blown he was riding on the rodder. Sparks were flying every where.

The oddest thing he passes a gas station were five cops are standing outside talking and you know they saw this guy and heard him, you could hear him coming miles away. Yet the cops never stopped the guy.

Odd but true.

I have seen a truck in front of me going about 45 and his front tie comes off and rolls a half mile up the road. He never wrecked his truck he calmly pulled to the side of the road and luckily the tie didn’t hit on coming traffic.

What have you seen?
That was we heard not hurt . LOL

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I saw a bear in the woods, so i ran?

Posted on March 9, 2012 by admin| 5 Comments

20 minutes later. I thought I was safe. But then i saw what looked like a grizzly bear with wings flying toward me. It came home and a fish killed it. How can i kill a bear myself next time

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