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Three guys are playing golf . . . .?

Posted on January 28, 2012 by admin| 11 Comments

on a hole that has a wicked dog-leg turn halfway to the pin and a water hazard on the other side of the turn.
The 1st golfer gets up and drives the ball right into the water. He walks toward the ball and when he gets to the water hazard the water parts in front of him. He walks up to the ball and pitches it right onto the green.
The 2nd golfer does the exact same thing, except the ball stays on top of the water. He walks on water right up to the ball, and pitches it right onto the green.
The 3rd golfer also hits the ball into the water, but this time a fish jumps up and grabs the ball in its mouth. Then an eagel flies down grabbing the fish (that still has the ball in its mouth) and proceedes to fly away. When the eagle is flying over the green, a bolt of lightning strikes the eagle, which drops the fish. The fish lands right next to the hole, opens its mouth, and the ball rolls into the hole. Hole in one.
Then Moses looks at Jesus and says,”I hate playing golf with your dad.”

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Personalities in the men’s room?

Posted on January 18, 2012 by admin| 3 Comments

EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.

SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.

CROSSEYED: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.

TIMID: Can’t piss if someone’s watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.

INDIFFERENT: All urinals being used, pisses in sink.

CLEVER: No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor.

WORRIED: Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.

FRIVOLOUS: Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug.

ABSENT-MINDED: Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.

CHILDISH: Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.

SNEAK: Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed.

PATIENT: Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads with free hand.

DESPERATE: Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.

TOUGH: Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.

EFFICIENT: Waits until he has to crap, then does both.

FAT: Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe.

LITTLE: Stands on box, falls in, drowns.

DRUNK: Holds right thumb in left hand, pisses in pants.

DISGRUNTLED: Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.

CONCEITED: Holds two-inch dick like a baseball bat.

RADICAL: Ignores urinal. Pisses on wall.

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Got Guilt?

Posted on August 9, 2011 by admin| 8 Comments

Two guys are walking down a road when they come across a deep hole beside it. Being curious, they go over and check it out. When they look down, they are surprised to find they can’t see the bottom. So they drop a couple of rocks down the hole and listen… Nothing. One of them says, “Man, that’s a deep hole!”

Thinking they might hear something larger hit the bottom, they find a big, old cinder block and pitch it over the side. The pause and listen intently… They hear a sound, but it is coming from behind them! They quickly turn around to see a goat bearing down on them with it head lowered, flying along, its feet barely touching the ground, its moving so fast!

The two men dive out of its way just in time and the goat plunges past them, into the seemingly bottomless hole, to its doom. The two look at each other and say, “Boy that was close! We’d better get away from this thing before we end up with the goat!”.

So they continue on their way down the road until they happen across this farmer working near it. The men again put their heads together and figure that the goat belongs to the farmer and the decide to tell him what happened.

“Hey Mr. Farmer. Do you happen to own a goat?”, one of the men asked. The farmer replies, “Yeah, why do you ask?” The men then tell what happened at the hole and how they narrowly avoided death in the hole from the speeding goat.

The farmer said, “Well boys, I don’t think that was my goat. You see, my goat was really old and crippled up with arthritis. There is no way he could have been moving that fast. Besides, I had him tied to this big, old cinder block.”
haha sorry its soooo long guys!!

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a COMEDY of ERRORS?

Posted on August 8, 2011 by admin| 8 Comments

Two men were walking through the woods and came upon a big black, deep hole. One man picked up a rock and tossed it into the hole and stood listening for the rock to hit bottom. There was no sound.
He turned to the other guy and said “that must be a deep hole…let’s throw a bigger rock in there and listen for it to hit bottom.” The men found a bigger rock and both picked it up and lugged it to the hole and dropped it in.
They listened for some time and never heard a sound. Again, they agreed that this must be one deep hole and maybe they should throw something even bigger into it.
One man spotted a rail-road tie nearby. They picked up the tie, grunting and groaning, and lugged it to the hole. They tossed it in. No sound. All of a sudden, a goat came flying out of the woods, running like the wind, and flew past the men and jumped straight into the hole. The men were amazed.
About that time, an old hayseed farmer came out of the woods and asked the men if they had seen a goat. One man told the farmer of the incredible incident they had just witnessed…they had just seen this goat fly out of the woods and run and leap into the big hole. The man asked the farmer if this could have been his goat.
The old farmer said “naw, that can’t be my goat…he was chained to a railroad tie.”

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Jackson Hole Fly Fishing

Posted on July 23, 2011 by admin| 3 Comments

Fall 2009 fly fishing with Rhett Bain, owner of Reel Deal Anglers in Jackson Hole, Wyoming. Reel Deal Anglers offers custom fly fishing trips in Wyoming, Idaho and Montana. Visit reeldealanglers.com to learn more or plan your guided trip.
Video Rating: 4 / 5

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