i have a feeling it makes real fishermen mad when they see others doing it
Tag Archives: Head
In fly fishing or steel head fishing what does the term “lifting” mean?
Posted in Fly Fishing
Tagged feeling, fishermen, fishing, fly, Fly Fishing, Head, lifting, STEEL, steel head, term
blonde jokes?
1) There was a red head, brunette, and a blonde driving in a convertible car. They were driving to fast and flew over a gaurd rail and they landed in a river. The red head and the brunette float up to the surface. Why didn’t the blonde?
-Her door was locked!
2) A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you.”
3) A Blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday and decided to go ice fishing. So early the next morning she got all her gear and headed out. When she reached her destination she cut a hole in the ice and dipped the rod in. Then suddenly she heard a voice that said:”there’s no fish in there”. So she moves to another spot and cuts another hole, then the same voice spoke again and told her there were no fish there. So she moves again and the voice tells he
her there are no fish there. So she looks up and see’s a man looking down at her. “How do you know there are no fish there?” So the man cooly says “Well first of all this is a hockey rink and you’re going to have to pay for those holes.
Posted in Fly Fishing
Tagged blonde jokes, brunette, car, convertible car, driving, float, gaurd, Head, Rail, River, surface
what’s your worst dining experience?
i was in Steak n’ Ale in one of their smaller rooms…….. at the large table everyone was really tying one on. the guy at the head of the table started laughing so hard, he choked on his food. some guy did the hemlick manuever and the food and vomit came flying out. it was projectile vomit and his head was spinning. we scurried out…. i found out from a friend that worked there that the group sortof cleaned the mess up and kept eating.
Posted in Fly Tying
Tagged Ale, dining, everyone, experience, food, guy, Head, manuever, projectile vomit, Steak, steak n ale, table, vomit
Why can’t I get any reasonable search engine placement for my site on the big 3 engines?
I read and have read so many articles online that my head is always spinning and there is so much junk info out there from “spam” style web promoters. linking, articles, meta tags…
I look at all my competitors and many of them have sloppier HTML or clearly worse approaches but they rate at #1,2,3.. i can’t even hit the top 50 for fly fishing flies on MSN!
I am trying to figure this out before loading my eshop up. I don’t want to get everything listed then have to re do the entire site.
http://www.fly-fishing-flies.com
Posted in Fly Fishing
Tagged engine, Head, info, junk, meta, online, placement, Search, search engine placement, site, spam, style, style web, web promoters
How can I make a pumpkin head fly across the stage?
I’m a theatre director and I’m looking for ideas on how to make the Headless Horseman’s head (a plastic pumpkin) fly across the stage without careening wildly into my actors or the audience. The distance to travel is about fourty feet and I’m considering some sort of rig using monofilament (fishing line to the rest of us). If you have an idea, let me know! I’ve tried the basic pendulum idea, and it really doesn’t look too hot to me.
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Tagged actors, audience, director, fishing line, fly, Head, Headless, headless horseman, Horseman, idea, pendulum, plastic, pumpkin, pumpkin fly, pumpkin head, rig, stage, theatre director