Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl!
Man who “come” in cash register come into money.
Man who drop watch in toilet have poopy time.
Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.
Baseball wrong–man with four balls cannot walk.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.
Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock.
Virgin like balloon–one prick, all gone.
Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
He who lives in glass house, dress in basement.
Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.
Squirrel who runs up woman’s leg not find nuts.
He who run behind bus get exhausted.
Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.
Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.
He who fishes in others’ holes often catches crab
