A drunk was weaving down the road when he notices a man fiddling under the bonnet of his car.
“Whats up buddy?” asks the drunk
“Piston broke” replied the man
“Me too” says the drunk
In theory, housetraining your puppy may seem like a sensible idea, but it doesn’t look good on paper.
Hear about the woman with no arms and no legs who won the local strawberry picking contest? jammy tw@t
Why does George W Bush keep his flies open?
in case he has to count to eleven
What goes click – “is that it?” click – “is that it?” click “is that it?”
A blind man with a Rubik’s cube
What’s the difference between a seagull and a baby?
A seagull flits along the shore….
What has four legs and flies?
A dead horse
What happened to the pope when he went to Mount Olive?
Popeye nearly killed him
Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
10,000 volts went up its ass
And turned its wool to nylon
