Is it wrong to catch a fly, then tie a thread to his foot and fly him like a kite?
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I inflated about 700 ballloons and tied them to me and now i am airborn. Umm how do I get down without dying?
I was at a clown gig with alot of balloons and i decided to tie about 700 of them to me but i had my foot tied to a concrete block.
My clown friend Herman cut the rope and I began lifting off. THANK GOD I HAVE MY PDA!!!
The air is thinning out and its kind of hard to breath. Im worried if I fly too long I will end up over the atlantic ocean or even go into space.
The tough part is my cat pooper is with me. I have him in a little tote bag. Will I be up here long enough that I might have to resort to eating my cat? Please any advise is appreciated. I need advise FAST because my PDA battery is about to run out and I only have 1 backup battery in my pocket.
The moral of this story is:?
One spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot below the surface of a lake and saw a fly hovering just out of striking distance.
The fish said to itself, “If that fly comes six inches closer, I’ll jump up and have myself a meal.”
Just then, a bear on the shore of the lake looked up and said to itself, “If that fly gets any closer to that fish, the fish will jump up, and I’ll catch the fish and have myself a meal.”
As luck would have it, a hunter saw what was happening. He thought to himself, “If that fly moves closer to the fish, the fish will jump, the bear will lean over to grab the fish, and I’ll shoot the bear.”
Just then, a rat was standing behind the hunter saying to itself, “If that fly moves closer to the fish, the fish will jump, the bear will lean over to grab the fish, the hunter will lean over to shoot the bear, and I’ll grab the sandwich from the back pocket of the hunter.”
However, unbeknownst to the rat, a cat was observing everything and thinking, “If
“If that fly moves closer to the fish, the fish will jump, the bear will grab the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, the rat will grab the sandwich, and I’ll snatch the rat.”
At that very moment, the fly dropped a few inches, the fish grabbed the fly, the bear grabbed the fish, the hunter shot the bear, the rat grabbed the sandwich, the cat jumped, missed the rat and landed in the lake.
The moral of this story is:
When the fly drops six inches the p.u.s.s.y will get wet.
Cotcha all!!!!
Posted in Fly Fishing
Tagged day, distance, fish, fly, foot, Lake, spring, spring day, story, striking distance, surface
The moral of this story is:?
One spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot below the surface of a lake and saw a fly hovering just out of striking distance.
The fish said to itself, “If that fly comes six inches closer, I’ll jump up and have myself a meal.”
Just then, a bear on the shore of the lake looked up and said to itself, “If that fly gets any closer to that fish, the fish will jump up, and I’ll catch the fish and have myself a meal.”
As luck would have it, a hunter saw what was happening. He thought to himself, “If that fly moves closer to the fish, the fish will jump, the bear will lean over to grab the fish, and I’ll shoot the bear.”
Just then, a rat was standing behind the hunter saying to itself, “If that fly moves closer to the fish, the fish will jump, the bear will lean over to grab the fish, the hunter will lean over to shoot the bear, and I’ll grab the sandwich from the back pocket of the hunter.”
However, unbeknownst to the rat, a cat was observing everything and thinking, “If that fly moves closer to the fish, the fish will jump, the bear will grab the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, the rat will grab the sandwich, and I’ll snatch the rat.”
At that very moment, the fly dropped a few inches, the fish grabbed the fly, the bear grabbed the fish, the hunter shot the bear, the rat grabbed the sandwich, the cat jumped, missed the rat and landed in the lake.
The moral of this story is:
When the fly drops six inches the p.u.s.s.y will get wet.
Cotcha all!!!!
Posted in Fly Fishing
Tagged day, distance, fish, fly, foot, Lake, spring, spring day, story, striking distance, surface
An advertising balloon tied to Ajax Towing’s front office is on a 300 foot rope, and is flying directly over a
highway. If the angle the string makes with the ground is 78 degrees, how far is the highway from Ajax Towing?
50 feet
62 feet
300 feet
100 feet
60 feet
3. How long is the rope?