A preacher was standing outside on a very rainy day. Soon, it became apparent that there was going to be a flood. The preacher stood there watching it start to rise around him. When the water reached his mid-calf, a man in a car drove up to him and said, “Hey, do you need a ride out of here? The Preacher said,”No son, God will save me.” The man shook his head and drove away. When the water reached his mid section a man in a fishing boat came up to him and asked if he wanted to climb in. The preacher replied again, “No son, God will save me.” The man paddled away. When the water reached his chin, a man in a helicopter flew down and offered him a lift out of there. Again, the preacher said,”No son, God will save me.” So the man flew away. The water then flooded the preacher and drowned him. When he got to heaven he asked God,”God, why didn’t you save me?” and the Lord replied,”I sent, you a car, a boat, and a helicopter. What more do you want from me?”
