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My ex husband’s house is disgustingly filthy… How can I protect my children when they are with him?

I mean, he has fruit flies and roaches in the bathroom, food in his fridge from before I divorced him in March, there is a bra on my 8 year old floor and no females live there, my 8 year old has a broken window, no sheets on his bed, his mattress is askew, and there is a hole in his ceiling. My 11 year old has cat litter all over his floor. (they dont own a cat.) there is rotton food under their computer desk where their pomeranian lives on a rope tied to the desk. There is mold growing in their food cabinet. I called CPS once, and they had their church come in and clean their house spotless. They let it get messy again. When I called CPS again they thought I was just a bitter ex wife. Any ideas??

Dear Agnes,I think I’m a pretty handsome wolf spider, and I know a nice girl who lives under a branch up the

street. But the females of my species are kind of known for eating their mates. I don’t really want to become dinner- what do I do?
Signed,
Want to Stay Alive

Dear Alive, Sorry, but if you want to have a little fling, you have to be prepared to make the ultimate sacrifice.
Dear Alive, You can make that silk for a purpose you know…tie her up!
Dear Alive, Bring her presents. A nice juicy fly will cool her temper.
Dear Alive, It’s pretty simple. Just get to know her well- from a distance!- before you put the moves on her.

Who Else Thinks That?

When the females wrestle they should tie there hair back in a ponytail or something. It can be very distracting and hard to watch when all you see is hair flying around. It is even distracting it happends to the the good divas and knockouts.

I’ve seen Michelle McCool do it before, and Beth Phoenix wears a headband, but more need to start doing so. We know that they look beautiful with their hair down, but during a match is not the time to do so.

Also when they scream through the whole match, whether they be on offense or defense, like Kelly Kelly, gosh that’s annoying, shut up it doesn’t take all that.

What Do You Think? Star If You Like.

My ex husband’s house is disgustingly filthy… How can I protect my children when they are with him?

I mean, he has fruit flies and roaches in the bathroom, food in his fridge from before I divorced him in March, there is a bra on my 8 year old floor and no females live there, my 8 year old has a broken window, no sheets on his bed, his mattress is askew, and there is a hole in his ceiling. My 11 year old has cat litter all over his floor. (they dont own a cat.) there is rotton food under their computer desk where their pomeranian lives on a rope tied to the desk. There is mold growing in their food cabinet. I called CPS once, and they had their church come in and clean their house spotless. They let it get messy again. When I called CPS again they thought I was just a bitter ex wife. Any ideas??

Dear Agnes,I think I’m a pretty handsome wolf spider, and I know a nice girl who lives under a branch up the

street. But the females of my species are kind of known for eating their mates. I don’t really want to become dinner- what do I do?
Signed,
Want to Stay Alive

Dear Alive, Sorry, but if you want to have a little fling, you have to be prepared to make the ultimate sacrifice.
Dear Alive, You can make that silk for a purpose you know…tie her up!
Dear Alive, Bring her presents. A nice juicy fly will cool her temper.
Dear Alive, It’s pretty simple. Just get to know her well- from a distance!- before you put the moves on her.