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Billy was on holiday in America and didn’t speak very good English. It was his last day and he was heading to the airport to fly home, but first he needed to buy a few things.

He ends up going to the store and asking the clerk for some “BUM”. She sits there and thinks for awhile and then says, “Oh you must mean gum.”

Then he goes to the fish store and askes if he could get some “F*CK IT”. The fish man thinks and says, “Oh I get it, you must mean Bucket (bucket of fish)”

Billy shakes his head as YES.

Then he makes a trip to the pet store and says, “Could I get a c0ck and spank it?” The pet store owner says “Oh you must mean Cocker Spaniel.”

Billy shakes his head YES.

He finally makes it to the airport where he will be catching his flight.

When he gets there he askes this guy…

“Could you hold my bum and f*ck it while I get my c0ck and spank it”

How is this poem? Is there anything I should change?

For 7th grade English class, we had to write a list poem about wishes. Well, I don’t have it in front of me, but this is something along the lines of the beginning and end:
If Wishes Would Only Come True
If wishes would only come true,
I would wish I could fly,
Then I could zoom off into the sky like Superman,
Free of all the troubles normally tying me to this beaten ground.
… Other verses like that one… (can’t remember them exactly)
I could wish for many things,
But wishes will never come true.
Oh, if wishes would only come true.

Comment freely and truthfully, please.
It looks like I repeated the same line twice at the beginning, but “If Wishes Would Only Come True” is the title.

What are some of your favorite American and English Pale Ale’s?

In my little experience with craft brews I like Brooklyn Ale, Flying Fish XPA and Full Moon Ale.

How come only the crazy people are doing all the work here? We want something in return. Write us a Dorsimbra.

Like so…1 stanza English Sonnet, 1 stanza free form, 1 stanza non-rhyming iambic pentameter. Don’t make me go get Todd and Dondi…

*****

Time

Upon my watch, three hands tell me the time,
The mirror shows a different degree,
Forgotten thoughts with words that do not rhyme,
Meander down the road to lunacy.

Shine your shoes up!
Put on your tie!
Let’s go outside…
And find a place to fly!

Come and gone for me to see, believed,
The ocean tides, rivers wide, crimson sky,
How will I know when God has called to me?
Upon my watch, three hands tell me the time.
*****

Oh, yeah, it also must start and finish with the same line.
Do you realize how much of my work is directly because of you?

At least a dozen good poems about the instistoogtions of government and entertainment.

You missed many of them whilst trying to create new accounts.

If I ever say anything bad, it is never at you…maybe right next to you…

English Paper 1 Problem.. Please Help?

The small town of Dalat lies on the Oya River. It is a peaceful, pretty place. The people there farm and fish and work all week. At festival time they have fun and visit each other’s house.

But the town has a strange name. “Dalat” means “flies” in the Melanau language. Why should a town be called after these insects ?

The reason lies a long, long way back in history. Once upon a time. there was a pleasant small village here. Nobody remembers its name. People only know that it was ruled by a wise, old chief who had three sons.

Then the time came for the chief to die. He was very old man. He had lived, a long, good life. He was not afraid to die and go back to his ancestors. But he wanted to give some good advice to his sons before he died.

1. From the extract, we can conclude that the people of Dalat are?
a. troublesome
b. adventurous
c. hardworking

2. The old chief wanted to ________ his sons before he died.
a. reprimand
b. counsel
c. scold
d. forgive