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Sorry, TGIF Impact was delayed cuz of other programming, but we r live here 2nite. “Ladies and gentlemen your 1st contest of FTWF TGIF Impact is a tag team match scheduled 4 one fall. Introducing 1st, from Brooklyn, New York, Theo The Punisher Huxtable. And his tag team partner from Bayside, Califronia, The One Zach Morris. And their opponents, 1st from Bayside, Califronia, A.C. The Body Slater. And his partner, he is the FTWF Undisputed united Jocks Champion, Martin U So Crazy Payne!!” Theo and Slater begin the match w/a lockup. Headlock Theo and Slater bounces him off the ropes. Theo ducks an elbow and comes back at Slater w/a flying 4 arm. Theo then catches Slater w/a headlock takedown. Slater fights back up and bounces Theo off the ropes. Leapfrog Slater and Martin Pulls down the top rope. Theo tumbles 2 the outside as Zach and Slater start 2 jaw at each other. Martin hammers away on Thoe b-4 throwing him back in the ring. Slater tags him in and Theo hits a quick armdrag. BRB
We’re back as Zach and Martin fight it out in the ring. Zach snap suplexes Martin and stomps away on him. Cover. 2count as Slater breaks up the count. The 2 former partners have a staredown then begin 2 trade punches. Theo jumps in on Martin as ZaCH backs Slater into the corner w/European uppercuts. Meanwhile Theo throws Martin over the top rope onto the floor and follows him. In the ring Zach hits a German suplex w/a bridge. Slater kicks out at 2. Slater stands up 2 a dropkick from Zach that knocks him out the ring. Theo and Martin have already fought they way up the ramp as Zach slams Slater head against the announce table. The referee has called 4 the bell as he has counted both teams out. Zach continues 2 work on Slater as he tries 2 get away from Zach. He suddenly catches Zach running in and powerslams him on the steel ramp!! Security runs out 2 break them up as Slater continues 2 stomp away on Zach. Folks, we’ll be right back.
We’re back and martin has laid out Theo in the back w/the help of Tommy Strong. “Let’s c if u make it 2 Aganist All Odds house boy,” Martin says. Back 2 ringside. “R next contest on FTWF TGIF Impact is scheduled 4 one fall and is 4 the FTWF GEEk Television Championship. Introducing 1st from Harlem, New York, the challenger, Willis Jackson. And his opponent, he is the FTWF Geek Television Champion, from Bel Air, Califronia, Carlton Banks!” The 2 wrestlers start w/a lockup. Knee 2 the gut by Willis. He then grabs a front facelock and wears Carlton 2 his knees. Carlton bulls Willis into the corner and delivers a couple of shoulder blocks into Willises gut. Knife edge chops by Carlton 2 Willises chest. Willis fights out the corner w/some open hand chops of his own. He then shoots Carlton into the ropes and hits a back body drop. Arnold strolls down the entrance ramp w/Charlene and catches Willises attention. Folks gotta take a break. BRB.
We’re back as Arnold and Willis r yelling at each other. Carlton rolls up Willis from behind. 2 count. Carlton tries 2 kick Willis, who catches Carlton’s foot. InZuguri by Carlton and Willis hits the mat. Arnold laughs w/Charlene as Carlton locks in the sharpshooter. Willis stares into Arnold’s eyes as he tries 2 reach the bottom rope. Arnold pulls it out of Willises reach and Willis is forced 2 tap. Arnold and Charlene leaves ringside, laughing as Carlton celebrates. “Ladies and gentlemen, yo winner by submission, the FTWf Geek Television Champion, Carlton Banks!’ Screech appears on DaRealesttton. “Banks, u have another week and I’ll have my belt back,” Screech says. Carlton grabs a mic and replies,”U geeky urchin, y don’t u bring yo azz down here now. Y wait till next week. Let’s do it now.” Screech scoffs, “I’ll wait, u just enjoy yo last days of calling yoself a champion.”
“Ladies and gentlemen, the next match, live on FTWF TGIF Impact is scheduled 4 one fall. Introducing 1st, from the streets of Bel Air, Uncle phil. And his opponent from the Ickes projects of Chicago, Illinois, JJ Kid Dynomite Evans.” This match started out as a brawl. Phil rammed Jj’s head into the turnbuckle and drove his shoulder into JJ’s midsection. He tries 2 throw JJ off the ropes who reverses him. Spinebuster JJ! Cover. 2 count. JJ goes 4 a figure 4 but Phil’s big legs kicks Jj away. Phil runs at JJ who hits a droptoehold. JJ tries 4 a Boston Crab, but once again Phil kicks JJ away. Phil hits a running lariat on JJ as Da FResh Prince slides into the ring. The ref dq’s Uncle Phil as Prince and Phil stomps away on JJ. Phil holds up JJ as Prince begins 2 smack him. All of a sudden Da Man Dan Conner runs 2 the ring. He was going 2 defend the FTWF Heavyweight Title against Prince in the main event.
Dan drills Prince as JJ mule kicks phil in the groin. JJ then throws Phil 2 the outside and follows him. The referee calls 4 the bell 2 make Dan’s and Prince match official as Dan pounds Prince in the corner. He throws Prince into the other corner and splashes him. Prince staggers out and Dan bulldogs him 2 the mat. Meanwhile on the outside, JJ is hammering away at Phil. Back in the ring, Prince rakes at Dan in the eyes and pushes him out of the ring. He then tries a flying double ax handle. Dan catches him and runs Prince back 1st into the steel ringpost b-4 throwing him back into the ring. Security has finally broken up JJ and Phil and took them 2 the back. Dan gives Prince a lariat that flips him inside out. Dan then chokeslams Prince and goes 4 the cover. 1-2-3. “Here is yo winner, DA Man Dan Conner!” Dan celebrates his victory as we go off the air. Thank u 4 tuning in 2 FTWF TGIF Impact. Tune in Monday 4 Monday Night Live.