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Posted on April 27, 2012 by admin| Leave a comment

Billy was on holiday in America and didn’t speak very good English. It was his last day and he was heading to the airport to fly home, but first he needed to buy a few things.

He ends up going to the store and asking the clerk for some “BUM”. She sits there and thinks for awhile and then says, “Oh you must mean gum.”

Then he goes to the fish store and askes if he could get some “F*CK IT”. The fish man thinks and says, “Oh I get it, you must mean Bucket (bucket of fish)”

Billy shakes his head as YES.

Then he makes a trip to the pet store and says, “Could I get a c0ck and spank it?” The pet store owner says “Oh you must mean Cocker Spaniel.”

Billy shakes his head YES.

He finally makes it to the airport where he will be catching his flight.

When he gets there he askes this guy…

“Could you hold my bum and f*ck it while I get my c0ck and spank it”

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If I have a warrant will I be picked up at airport when they run my Drivers License?

Posted on April 26, 2012 by admin| 3 Comments

I have just recently found out I have a warrant out for not appearing in court but I never ever recieved a summons that I even had a court day now I am planning to fly back down to the state where the warrant is issued for and I have heard that if I go to the airport that I will be picked up right there on the spot is that true??? I just need to know if thats what they check 4 when they ask for your id at the airport do they have that all tied in Please let me know.

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Funny joke!?

Posted on April 22, 2012 by admin| 9 Comments

Moses, Jesus and an old man were out golfing one day.

Moses drives his ball and it bounced off a tree into a water hazard. So he parted the water and knocked the ball onto the green.

Jesus drives his ball and it bounced off two trees into the water. So he makes a wave and the ball lands on the green.

The old man drives his ball, it bounced off a tree into the water, the ball was eaten by a fish, the fish swam to the surface and was picked up by a bird, the bird flew upward and was struck by lightning, it crashed onto the green, the fish flopped out of its mouth, and the ball rolled out of the fish and into the hole.

Moses turned to Jesus and said, “I hate playing with your dad.”

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Here is one of my favorite jokes. Have you heard it before?

Posted on April 20, 2012 by admin| Leave a comment

Moses, Jesus and an old man were out golfing one day.

Moses drives his ball and it bounced off a tree into a water hazard. So he parted the water and knocked the ball onto the green.

Jesus drives his ball and it bounced off two trees into the water. So he walked on the water and scooped his ball onto the green.

The old man drives his ball, it bounced off a tree into the water, the ball was eaten by a fish, the fish swam to the surface and was picked up by a bird, the bird flew upward and was struck by lightning, it crashed onto the green, the fish flopped out of its mouth, and the ball rolled out of the fish and into the hole.

Moses turned to Jesus and said, “I hate playing with your dad.”

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Some questions about Super Mario Bros.?

Posted on April 15, 2012 by admin| 7 Comments

I’m talking about the old one, from 1985. We were playing it the other day, and propped up with two most important philosophical questions:

1. Where do the flying fish in world 2-3 come from ? You’ve swam to the waters in 2-2 and there was none anymore in 2-3. The first few steps you could say they come out of the water, for the rest of the level there must be some guy firing those flying fish from a cannon at you from down below, on a moveable platform none the less, to keep up with you AND carry the cannon, which must be quite heavy, laden with all those fish.

2. How come that when you enter bowser’s castle in world 2-3 it is broad daylight whereas when you emerge to level 3-1 it is pitch black, after one minute in bowser’s castle ? That must mean that the planet upon which the mushroom kingdom is, must be spinning at tremendous speeds, increasing gravity very much, thus not allowing you to jump very high or at all what so ever.
I CAN ‘T LET IT GO, I CAN ‘T SLEEP !! I keep wondering about the fish. The fish ! I hear them at night ! The fish !
I don’t think a potential girlfriend would know about this I am wondering about. The fish et cetera.

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