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foreigners?
Osama bin Laden, feeling sickly and concerned about his mortality, consults a psychic about the date of his impending death. Closing her eyes, and silently reaching into the future realm, she finds the answer.
“You will die on an American holiday.”
“Which one?” bin Laden asks nervously.
“Doesn’t matter,” replied the psychic. “Whenever you die, it will be an American holiday!”
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walk into a pub together. They each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they are about to enjoy their creamy beverages, a fly lands in each of their pints and gets stuck in the head.
The Englishman pushes his beer away in disgust.
The Scotsman fishes the fly out and continues drinking as if nothing happened.
The Irishman also picks the fly out of his drink, but then holds it out over the beer and yells, “Spit it out! Spit it out, you b@st@rd!”
Posted in Fly Fishing
Tagged answer, bin, closing, date, death, feeling, foreigners, impending death, Laden, mortality, osama, osama bin laden, realm
Ladies Only?
So, you are on a date with a guy you are attracted to. The conversation is about love and it’s meaning. You ask you acquaintence how he would define love. He responds with a poem that was written a century and a half ago:
True love is the gift which God has given;
To Man alone beneath the Heaven.
It is not fantasy’s hot fire;
Whose wishes soon as granted fly.
It liveth not is fearce desire;
With dead desire it doth not die.
It is the secret sympathy;
The silver link, the silken tie;
Which heart to heart and mind to mind
in body and in soul can bind.
How do you respond and what does the poem mean to you?
Posted in Fly Tying
Tagged acquaintence, century, conversation, date, guy, half, Ladies, love, poem
WEDDING DAY: Saturday vs. Sunday ?
My fiance and I are trying to set a date for our wedding next FALL of 2007. We have decided on a place- “The Manor” in West Orange, NJ. Our first choice is Saturday night, but due to some problems in scheduling, we might have to have the wedding on Sunday. I have heard that Sunday weddings are less formal and we were actually hoping for it to be at least black tie-optional. Also, out of town family will have to fly back Monday and take off work. Sunday prices are a lot cheaper, but we dont want people to think we are cheap and chose Sunday to save money.
Is Sunday that bad for a Wedding Day?
Posted in Fly Tying
Tagged black tie, choice, date, day, FALL, fiance, first choice, fly, Manor, money, NJ, place, Saturday, saturday night, Sunday, WEDDING, wedding day, weddings, west orange
open ended flights australia?
anyone got any info on open ended flights to australia? i just wanna book a 3 month start flying in and out on specific dates but my mate wants an open ended ticket so he can fly back when he wants and not be tied down to a date.
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Tagged anyone, australia, book, date, flights to australia, fly, info, mate, month, open ended flights, open ended ticket, start, ticket, wanna