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Please Help! I need to Find It. I have to Cook You=(…?

K. So let’s say you had a frying pan. K? A magical wolf in the form of a genei comes to to grant you four wishes. Now he’s anti-steryotype. So, he granted you 4 wishes instead of 3. He wanted to show you that not all wishes stick in groups of 3. There are plenty of non-triwishes. So your first wish is that you could fly over and underpass that’s impossible to fly over. So he says OK… Then all of a sudden you see a big star fish. And you say, “That’s against the law!” So he puts on some clothes. Then the evil butterflies come to eat you. But it’s ok! It— o- o- kk. Waaaaaa So then your tears turn into magots that eat all of the butterflies. Then your dog, Your Cat, comes. Then your cat, You, comes. Then you, Your Dog, comes. Your dog says, “Hey I’m so cool!”. Your Cat barks at you. You hisses and uses her claws to climb a tree. Your dog is sad. Your dog hoped the You would be OK. Your dog climbed the tree to save You. Suddenly, Your cat came and ate you. What happened to your pan????

Answer Please! It is Dire!!!!!!!?

K. So let’s say you had a frying pan. K? A magical wolf in the form of a genei comes to to grant you four wishes. Now he’s anti-steryotype. So, he granted you 4 wishes instead of 3. He wanted to show you that not all wishes stick in groups of 3. There are plenty of non-triwishes. So your first wish is that you could fly over and underpass that’s impossible to fly over. So he says OK… Then all of a sudden you see a big star fish. And you say, “That’s against the law!” So he puts on some clothes. Then the evil butterflies come to eat you. But it’s ok! It— o- o- kk. Waaaaaa So then your tears turn into magots that eat all of the butterflies. Then your dog, Your Cat, comes. Then your cat, You, comes. Then you, Your Dog, comes. Your dog says, “Hey I’m so cool!”. Your Cat barks at you. You hisses and uses her claws to climb a tree. Your dog is sad. Your dog hoped the You would be OK. Your dog climbed the tree to save You. Suddenly, Your cat came and ate you. What happened to your pan????

A Bee for a Pet??

Is this true? To get a pet bee, all you have to do is find a big fat one flying lazily around then spray it with the spray you can buy that freezes chewing gum (so you can get it off of clothes – I think it’s probably liquid nitrogen spray). Once frozen, tie a piece of thread around the bee’s middle then wait for him to defrost. When he does, he’ll still be alive and will start to fly about again. Of course, you have him on his new ‘lead’ so he’ll go with you where ever you go! Does anyone think this is true? Have you done it? Don’t you think it is a bit cruel?

Problem with a professor’s appearance and smell?

I have a professor right now who is beyond awful. Not only are his teaching skills atrocious, but his appearance is even worse. He smells, never combs his hair, it doesn’t look (or smell) like he ever brushes his teeth, his clothes have holes and stains (which get progressively worse over the week because he obviously doesn’t ever clean or change them) in them, his shoes are never tied, his fly is half unzipped, and if his shirt is ever tucked in, it is only a little bit, never all the way! It is so hard to concentrate in a class where you are thinking about how gross the teacher is instead of what he is talking about. His skills as an educator are bad enough alone! Is it really necessary for him to look like a hobo slob when he comes to teach university courses?
Anyway, I am writing a letter to the dean of students for his department regarding the matter, but how do I write this letter without just saying “he is a smelly dirty fool who shouldn’t be teaching here”? Any ideas? Thanks!

A Bee for a Pet??

Is this true? To get a pet bee, all you have to do is find a big fat one flying lazily around then spray it with the spray you can buy that freezes chewing gum (so you can get it off of clothes – I think it’s probably liquid nitrogen spray). Once frozen, tie a piece of thread around the bee’s middle then wait for him to defrost. When he does, he’ll still be alive and will start to fly about again. Of course, you have him on his new ‘lead’ so he’ll go with you where ever you go! Does anyone think this is true? Have you done it? Don’t you think it is a bit cruel?