Mike phones home from his office and says to his wife, “I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It’s the opportunity of a lifetime. I have to leave right away. Pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and especially my blue silk pyjamas. I’ll be home in an hour to pick them up.”
Mike rushes home to grab everything. He hugs his wife, apologises for the short notice and then hurries off.
A week later, Mike returns and his wife asks, “Did you have a good trip, dear?” …
Mike replies, “Yep, the fishing was great…but you forgot to pack my blue silk pyjamas.”
His wife smiles and says, “Oh, no I didn’t…I put them in your tackle box!”
(No flies on HER!)
P.I.M.P….he didn’t go fishin’ – think about it – why would he want silk pj’s 
