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blonde jokes?

1) There was a red head, brunette, and a blonde driving in a convertible car. They were driving to fast and flew over a gaurd rail and they landed in a river. The red head and the brunette float up to the surface. Why didn’t the blonde?

-Her door was locked!

2) A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you.”

3) A Blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday and decided to go ice fishing. So early the next morning she got all her gear and headed out. When she reached her destination she cut a hole in the ice and dipped the rod in. Then suddenly she heard a voice that said:”there’s no fish in there”. So she moves to another spot and cuts another hole, then the same voice spoke again and told her there were no fish there. So she moves again and the voice tells he
her there are no fish there. So she looks up and see’s a man looking down at her. “How do you know there are no fish there?” So the man cooly says “Well first of all this is a hockey rink and you’re going to have to pay for those holes.

If you could tie a bunch of big car lot balloons to your lawn chair and fly away right now, would you?

Where would you want to go?

(Anybody else see that movie?)

Is it a violation of terms to ask this many questions at once?
Danny Deckchair

What have you done?

Stolen a car
Been in love X
Been dumped
Shoplifted X
Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back X
Been arrested
Made out with a stranger
Done more with a stranger
Had a crush on a teacher X
Seen someone die
Been on a plane
Met someone in person from internet
Been moshing at a concert
Been in an abusive relationship
Love someone or miss someone right now X
Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by with a guy or a girl that you cared about
Had a tea party
Flown a kite X
Built a sand castle X
Gone puddle jumping
Played dress up X
Jumped into a pile of leaves X
Gone sledging X
Cheated while playing a game X
Been lonely X
Fallen asleep at work/school
Used a fake ID
Watched the sun set with someone that you cared about
Felt an earthquake X
Touched a snake/held a snake X
Slept beneath the stars with someone you cared about
Been tickled X
Been robbed
Been misunderstood..?? X
Patted a reindeer/goat
Won a contest X
Been in a car accident
Had braces …NO BUT I WILL
Felt like an outcast X
Eaten a whole bucket of ice cream in one night X
Had deja vu
Danced in the moonlight
Hated the way you look XXXXXXXXXX
Witnessed a crime
Pole danced
Questioned your heart X
Been obsessed with post-it notesX
Squished barefoot through the mud X
Been lost X
Been to the opposite side of the country
Swum in the ocean
Felt like dying X
Ever thought of going into the army X
Cried yourself to sleep X
Played cops and robbers X
Recently coloured with crayons/coloured pencils/markersX
Sung karaoke
Paid for a meal with only coins
Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t X
Made prank phone calls X
Laughed until some kind of drink came out of your nose X
Danced in the rain by yourself/with someone you cared about
Written a letter to Santa Claus X
Been kissed under a mistletoe
Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
Blown bubbles X
Felt sick in the stomach because of a girl/boy you thought about X
Made a bonfire X
Crashed a party X
Gone rollerskating X
Had a wish come true X
Humped a monkey
Ate dog/cat food X
Told a complete stranger you loved them
Kissed a mirror X
Sang in the shower/the bath X
Have a little black dress
Had a dream that you married someone X
Glued your hand to something X
Got your tongue stuck to a freezer
Going out with some one now
Worn the opposite sexes clothes X
Been a cheerleader
Sat on a roof top X
Screamed at the top of your lungs X
Done a one-handed Cartwheel
Talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
Stayed up all night X
Didn’t take a shower for a week/bath X
Pick and ate an apple right off the tree X
Climbed a treeX
Had a tree houseX
Are scared to watch scary movies alone
Have more then 30 pairs of shoes
Worn a really ugly outfit just to see what others say
Gone streaking
Got pushed into a pool with all your clothes on X
Broken a bone
Been easily amused X
Caught a fish and cookd it and ate it – I have caught one but never eaten it
Caught a butterfly X
Laughed so hard you cried X
Cried so hard you laughed
Mooned/flashed someone
Had someone moon/flash you X
Cheated on a test X
Had a Britney Spears CD
Forgotten someone’s name X
Slept naked
French braided someones hair
Gone skinny dipping in a pool
Been kicked out of your house -no but my sister locked me out many times
Gone and huged the wrong person
Talked about marriage with your boyfriend/girlfriend
Gone swimming with dolphins
Bothered to do this more than once
Like the person hu sent this 2 u
Just copy and paste then put an X by the ones you have donr :)
OK, you da MAN! :)

But i am adding one now, Have you ever killed urself?

well R U dead? :)
star: i have one thanks :)

What would cause my car to shake?

I recently had my front axle and tie rod ends replaced, as well as alignment. I went to Big O. I drove away and anytime I get on the freeway or go at higher speeds, the entire front half of my car shakes like crazy in the wheels. The floor vibrates too. It feels like the tires and going to go flying off. I’m going to take it back, but what could be causing this? Thanks

People need to see the blessings around them?

A preacher was standing outside on a very rainy day. Soon, it became apparent that there was going to be a flood. The preacher stood there watching it start to rise around him. When the water reached his mid-calf, a man in a car drove up to him and said, “Hey, do you need a ride out of here? The Preacher said,”No son, God will save me.” The man shook his head and drove away. When the water reached his mid section a man in a fishing boat came up to him and asked if he wanted to climb in. The preacher replied again, “No son, God will save me.” The man paddled away. When the water reached his chin, a man in a helicopter flew down and offered him a lift out of there. Again, the preacher said,”No son, God will save me.” So the man flew away. The water then flooded the preacher and drowned him. When he got to heaven he asked God,”God, why didn’t you save me?” and the Lord replied,”I sent, you a car, a boat, and a helicopter. What more do you want from me?”