Tie two birds together. Although they have four wings,still they cannot fly.
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Why we are alive? What makes me to walk, run, talk???!!! What is that which makes the blood flow? heart beat?!
I am really interested in knowing why people decide yes he is alive……..he is dead. What is it actually makes a man dead? What is that which goes from him so that he cannot walk ,run or talk? It’s really amazing…….what is that power which made me to see, hear, jump, run, feel happy, sad, cry, smile…..so on. Can anybody explain what is life? Being alive is a precious gift..who gave that to me? Why tree grows? Why fish can’t live in earth? Why it rains? Who made earth to rotate around sun? Why there is rainy season…Winter and Summer? Can’t we have only one season? Why we eat? Why we have feelings? Why love happens? Why there is water on earth? Why we need oxygen why can’t we live with carbon dioxide? Who made all these rules? Why cat can’t talk? Why we cannpt fly like birds? Why they have feathers? If it is Darvin’s theory then why men never wanted to fly in his early days.???I do feel that he might have felt like that. So man should have tried then by now we could have…….
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i need serious help and she does too……………………?
in march of 2006 my wife was diagnosed bi-polar manic depressive she showed no previous signs of condition. she has put me through hell and back. 4 car wrecks,breaking and entering charges,in jaill for threatening phone calls to total strangers,lies about taking psychiatric meds,been seen by psychiatrist and she refuses to go cannot tie her up and force her,her family denies anything wrong and says we need god and this will cure all? she has dellusions of george bush getting arrested,accused me of setting up recording devices in her work and inside her car. told my employer i needed two weeks off because we were flying to italy, lies to eveyone constantly,will not comply with treatments, spent 10 days in psychiatric ward and docs released her. she has costs me approx. 25,000 dollars since march alone i need advice because i think im loosing it! i thinking about divorce what do you guys think because ive tried everything
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Tagged cannot, car, car wrecks, condition, divorce, george bush, god, hell, HELP, italy, jaill, manic depressive, March, meds, phone, psychiatric ward, psychiatrist, signs, threatening phone calls, wife
20 Types You Meet in the Men’s Room?
1) Excitable — Shorts half-twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
2) Sociable — Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
3) Cross-eyed — Looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
4) Timid — Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back later. 5) Indifferent — All urinals being used, pisses in sink.
6) Clever — No hands, fixes tie, looks around, usually pisses on floor.
7) Worried — Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection. 
Frivolous — Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit flies and bugs.
9) Absent-Minded — Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
10) Childish — Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
11) Sneaky — Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in other stall will be blamed.
12) Patient — Stands very close for a long time, reads with free hand.
13) Desperate — Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
14) Tough — Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry.
15) Efficient — Waits until he has to crap and does both.
16) Fat — Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shower.
17) Little — Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
18) Drunk — Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
19) Disgruntled — Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
20) Conceited — Holds two-inch dick like baseball bat.
What do you think I should do…?
Here’s the situation:My wife’s nephew is getting married.His wife is from a family with money.They’re getting married in Hawaii.My wife’s family (and us) cannot afford this and told the couple this.His Mother would have to borrow the money to go .The bride-to-be is adamant about it and there is no changing her mind because her sister was married there.Now get this:after learning that no one could afford to go,Daddy Warbucks offers to fly us there and put us up in a hotel for the better part of a week.To me,this is demeaning and has been handled wrong.He should have offered up front if he was willing to do this.His daughter knew ahead of time the financial burden that it would be to everyone.Now,my wife wants to go because she is close to her nephew.I am not willing to go and spend money we don’t have and take time from work to go across the country.I really don’t want her to go ,either,but are my hands tied?I don’t want to argue…what are your thoughts?