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My Betta Fish has popeye and has been standing on his tail, is it dying?

Posted on May 16, 2012 by admin| 6 Comments

Is there any hope left for my fish? I had an accident where his bowl fell and shattered. He flew out into the hall underneath my door and put him in a tank ASAP. I don’t know if he had popeye beforehand but I cannot be sure. He has a hard time reaching the surface of the plastic fish tank and hasn’t been eating too well. I cannot get to a pet store to buy medicine since I am at college without a car. I have been cycling the water and I put some warmer water in tonight.

Is there anything I can do without medicine?

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The guide to spotting different breeds of MAN in the BATHROOM?

Posted on April 18, 2012 by admin| 7 Comments

1) Excitable — Shorts half-twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.

2) Sociable — Joins friends in pi$$ whether he has to or not.

3) Cross-eyed — Looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.

4) Timid — Cannot pi$$ if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.

5) Indifferent — All urinals being used, pi$$es in sink.

6) Clever — No hands, fixes tie, looks around, usually pi$$es on floor.

7) Worried — Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
8) Frivolous — Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit flies and bugs.

9) Absent-Minded — Opens vest, pulls out tie, pi$$es in pants.

10) Childish — Pi$$es directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
11) Sneaky — Farts silently while piSSing, acts very innocent, knows man in other stall will be blamed.

12) Patient — Stands very close for a long time, reads with free hand.

13) Desperate — Waits in long line, teeth floating, pi$$es in pants.

14) Tough — Bangs d*ck on side of urinal to dry.

15) Efficient — Waits until he has to cr ap and does both.

16) Fat — Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pi$$es in shower.

17) Little — Stands on box, falls in, drowns.

18) Drunk — Holds left thumb in right hand, pi$$es in pants.

19) Disgruntled — Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.

20) Conceited — Holds two-inch d*ck like baseball bat.

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20 types of people you meet in d mens room?

Posted on March 24, 2012 by admin| 4 Comments

1 EXCITABLE Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips
shorts.

2 SOCIABLE Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.

3 CROSSEYED Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.

4 TIMID Can’t piss if someone’s watching, flushes urinal, comes
back later.

5 INDIFFERENT All urinals being used, pisses in sink.

6 CLEVER No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on
floor.

7 WORRIED Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick
inspection.

8 FRIVOLOUS Streams up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly
or bug.

9 ABSENT-MINDED Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.

10 CHILDISH Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see
it bubble.

11 SNEAK Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent,
knows man in next stall will get blamed.

12 PATIENT Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads
with freehand.

13 DESPERATE Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.

14 TOUGH Bangs penis on side of urinal to dry it.

15 EFFICIENT Waits until he has to crap, then does both.

16 FAT Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe.

17 LITTLE Stands on box, falls in, drowns.

18 DRUNK Holds right thumb in left hand, pisses in pants.

19 DISGRUNTLED Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.

20 RADICAL Ignores urinal. Pisses on wall.
apparently writting all in caps is “RUDE”

GIMME A BREAK!!!

abt d joke i wudnt kno……abt d types of people u meet in a mens room!!!
i m getting reported for this arent i??>eheheheh….oops!
go ahead.use it!!

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Riddle, What am I, I can swim, but i’m not a fish and I have wings but cannot fly, so what am I?

Posted on January 19, 2012 by admin| 9 Comments

Riddle, What am I, I can swim, but i’m not a fish and I have wings but cannot fly, so what am I?

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Personalities in the men’s room?

Posted on January 18, 2012 by admin| 3 Comments

EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.

SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.

CROSSEYED: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.

TIMID: Can’t piss if someone’s watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.

INDIFFERENT: All urinals being used, pisses in sink.

CLEVER: No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor.

WORRIED: Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.

FRIVOLOUS: Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug.

ABSENT-MINDED: Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.

CHILDISH: Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.

SNEAK: Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed.

PATIENT: Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads with free hand.

DESPERATE: Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.

TOUGH: Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.

EFFICIENT: Waits until he has to crap, then does both.

FAT: Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe.

LITTLE: Stands on box, falls in, drowns.

DRUNK: Holds right thumb in left hand, pisses in pants.

DISGRUNTLED: Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.

CONCEITED: Holds two-inch dick like a baseball bat.

RADICAL: Ignores urinal. Pisses on wall.

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