Went fishing and while sitting on the bank., got distracted for whatever reason, and glanced back just in time to see the fishing rod fly into the lake??
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Do you have any stupid criminal stories?
A woman wanted to hire a hit man to kill her husband. She had heard of the term “contract killing.” So when she found the hit man (an undercover police officer) she asked him to sign a contract with the amount that she was offering him. Truth is stranger than fiction. She was found guilty. Two beer drinking good old boys tied a chain to a ATM machine and pulled it out with their pick up truck. They dragged it through town with sparks flying everywhere. A would be bank robber checked out two banks before robbing one. He took some stationery from the first back and used it to write the hold up notice on the backside when he went to the other bank.When he showed the teller the note, the teller told him that he could not accept a hold up note on stationery from another bank, and that he should try the bank across the street. The robber thanked him and walked out and back to the first bank where the police were waiting for him.
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Does anyone think this joke is funny?
there was a fish swimming in the water, the fish thought if that fly drops 6 inches, i can eat it. The bear on the bank thought if that fly drops 6 inches, that fish wil jump out & eat it and i can eat the fish. The hunter thought if that fly drops 6 inches the fich will jump up and eat it the bear will catch the fish and i can shoot the bear. The cat spotted the sandwich in the hunters pocket & thought if that fly drops 6 inches the fish will jump up and catch it, the bear will catch the fiush, the hunter will shoot te bear and i can get that sandwich out of his pocket. the dog thought if that fly drops 6 inches the fish will catch the fly, the bear will catch the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, the cat will eat the sandwich and i can eat the cat. so the fly dropped 6 in. the fish got the fly, the bear went after the fish, the hunter went after the bear and fell in the water, & the cat fell in the water. Moral: everytime a fly drops 6 inches, a p-u-s-s-y gets wet.
this was much better when i first heard it so dont judge it by what you are reading. please just read it and tell me if it is funny or not.
what is this movie?
I saw a movie on FX a few months back, and can’t remember the name of it. Can anyone help? I remember a woman in a wheelchair, her boyfriend downstairs across the street robbing a bank with pantyhose on his head, and some man comes in the room with her. She tells him, “My dress comes off easily”, he lays her on the bed, and they start making out. She screams when he goes down on her, the boyfriend comes in, throws the other guy out? Later on in the movie, the boyfriend has the woman in the back of his van, in a pink tutu and Lucky Strike jacket, takes her out, ties her to an airplane he built, and tries to take her flying, but they end up wrecking. Last I remember, they were sitting on a hill talking. Sorry I can’t remember more, but it was HILARIOUS! Thanks for any help.
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Do you have any stupid criminal stories?
A woman wanted to hire a hit man to kill her husband. She had heard of the term “contract killing.” So when she found the hit man (an undercover police officer) she asked him to sign a contract with the amount that she was offering him. Truth is stranger than fiction. She was found guilty. Two beer drinking good old boys tied a chain to a ATM machine and pulled it out with their pick up truck. They dragged it through town with sparks flying everywhere. A would be bank robber checked out two banks before robbing one. He took some stationery from the first back and used it to write the hold up notice on the backside when he went to the other bank.When he showed the teller the note, the teller told him that he could not accept a hold up note on stationery from another bank, and that he should try the bank across the street. The robber thanked him and walked out and back to the first bank where the police were waiting for him.
Posted in Fly Tying
Tagged atm machine, backside, bank, bank robber, banks, contract, good old boys, hit man, hold, man, note, pick up truck, police, robber, sparks, stationery, stranger than fiction, teller, term contract, truth is stranger, truth is stranger than fiction, undercover police officer, woman