I mean wtf? I just heard of how they’re changing Santa Claus, supposebly in Australia but I may be wrong. This is what I heard:
- He Can’t say ho ho ho cuz its offensive to women so he has to say he he he
- He is skinny so he doesn’t influence children to be obese
- He doesn’t drive a sleigh with reindeer that fly because they don’t want children to think that they can fly. So, instead, he drives a normal pickup truck powered by an engine (i mean, if they go to this extent anyway, why not make it an environmentally friendly vehicle atleast? lol)
- He doesn’t wear a santa suit because in the country that has these guildlines (still not sure which) it’s summer in winter and store santas will sweat too much and so he wears a tie die shirt and beach shorts.
This might not be news to you, or it might be totally untrue but can you tell me, if you know? And tell me what you think of it?
