So anything like this every happen to you?
True Story
This morning I jumped on my horse,
And went out for a ride,
And some wild outlaws chased me
And they shot me in the side.
So I crawled into a wildcat’s cave
To find a place to hide,
But some pirates found me sleeping there,
And soon they had me tied
To a pole and built a fire
Under me—I almost cried
Till a mermaid came and cut me loose
And begged to be my bride,
So I said I’d come back Wednesday
But I must admit I lied.
Then I ran into a jungle swamp
But I forgot my guide
And I stepped into some quicksand,
And no matter how I tried
I couldn’t get out, until I met
A water snake named Clyde,
Who pulled me to some cannibals
Who planned to have me fried.
But an eagle came and swooped me up
And through the air we flied,
But he dropped me in a boiling lake
A thousand miles wide.
And you’ll never guess what I did then—
I DIED.
thank you too all the nice comments. To those who left bad comments, you’re welcome for the two points…but my day was terrible and your mean comments can’t make it any worse 
happy birthday malady
don’t care
the rhyme scheme is annoying
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How much acid DID you take?
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wow, you had a terrible day.
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I’m sorry about the dieing part : (
But I still love the story!
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Who said it was your day? Do you own it?
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Looks like you had a bad day. It happens to the best of us.
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That was mildly entertaining
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but if you died, you wouldn’t be able to write about your death : /
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BOUNCE!
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On dark night in the middle of the day. Two dead boy got up to fight, back to back they face each other. Sound the same.
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wow
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Do you know how lucky you are? Some of us have to get our milk the old fashion way!
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bummer
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DAAAAAMN YOU!!!! why were you off doing all of that crap and dying when it’s my birthday!!! meanie!! :p
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You have been busy using your imagination and that is a good thing. Don’t let others put you down for a little bit of fun poetry.
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Nice dream. It’s time to wake up now….
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That sounds like the worst day ever!!! =O-
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That sounds like the worst day ever!!! =O-
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you,ve got a bloody good imagination but so must i have because i,ve just realised i,m talking to a dead person
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