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Dorsimbra… Sir.
How’s that, don’t ever say that I am uncooperative.
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yours is very good, but i’m not going to write a dorsimbra, sorry! i hate obeying a fixed form – i prefer to use my own, or the standard dahdidahdidahdidah.
in any case, i think i would classify myself as crazy…
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Yeah, let’s go outside and find a place to fly.
Don’t know nuthin’ ’bout no iambic pentameter rhymed abab.
Dorsimbra could be the whale and you can call me Ahab
I could try to write four lines of short, snappy and free verse
But that doth not a Dorsimbra make from a sow’s ear purse
Now I gotta come up with four lines of iambic pentameter blank verse,
Cluelessly I utter a curse
Here comes the last line, at least I gave it a try
Yeah, let’s go outside and find a place to fly.
Oops, brain just imploded. Pea brained and stoned,
If God wants a Rolex, he should get his own.
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“Holy cow! Some elephant doody
Tastes to me like Tutti Frutti.
George and Lester, Sam and Rudi,
Sitting knitting a baby bootie
Got shat upon by elephant doody.
Said George and Lester, Sam and Rudi,
Hmm, tastes to me like Tutti Frutti.”
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