Do you like my winter sport poem?

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Daisy, Daisy,
Give me your answer, do!
I’m half crazy,
All tied together with you!
Much better than sex,
Fly, shaped like an ‘X’
You’ll look so sad in your hospital bed
From my snowboard built for two.

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13 Responses to Do you like my winter sport poem?

  1. LOL, good on ya

    I so much wanted to be into sports
    but was often picked last because I was short
    I did find a tall girl to skate with, “what luck”
    though she often used me as a PUCK.

    Just my two “sense”

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  2. Never thought of a poem such as that…so that is unique.
    That poem is nice awesome it rules…keep it up

    lol :)
    rofl 0_0
    lmao :) )

    Me and me alone!

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  3. *thinking*…..* delete that, thinking again*….

    This just perked up a cold night…with the funny originality. Poor Daisy, but she knew what she was getting into, and headed for. She loves hospital food, just won’t allow her boyfriend to see her. ‘Grudge, thy name is me!’

    Me and me alone!

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  4. Loose Change™¢

    Danny, Daisy
    What’s a guy gonna do?
    Half boy, half girl
    Still I’m in love with you
    We can’t have a legal wedding
    With three to share the bedding
    Oh what a shove
    To fall in love
    With a trisexual built for two.

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    Me and me alone!

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  5. This is cute I think you enjoyed writing this very much.

    Me and me alone!

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  6. We loved it ,,,,,,,,Seems like you had fun with this one ,,,,We did

    Me and me alone!

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  7. 2 surf boards taped together with duct tape doesn’t make a snowboard for two.

    Me and me alone!

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  8. +Carol Valentine+

    LOL, TD!!!!! I think I’d rather try the bicycle, but this is an excellent winter sport poem!!!!

    Me and me alone!

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  9. +Carol Valentine+

    LOL, TD!!!!! I think I’d rather try the bicycle, but this is an excellent winter sport poem!!!!

    Me and me alone!

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  10. +Carol Valentine+

    LOL, TD!!!!! I think I’d rather try the bicycle, but this is an excellent winter sport poem!!!!

    Me and me alone!

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  11. +Carol Valentine+

    LOL, TD!!!!! I think I’d rather try the bicycle, but this is an excellent winter sport poem!!!!

    Me and me alone!

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  12. Jillary von Hämsterviel™

    i would like to think it was inspired by my extreme laundry limerick. i liked it. i think you remind me of mascara boy’s author who has that skank sally in many of her poems, now you have daisy.
    I’d like to see more of daisy in the future please.

    Me and me alone!

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