Do you like my prayer?

Hail to our turtle who makes the yellow flowers to bloom–who scatters the seeds of the cactus as she comes from the Land Divine!
Hail to our turtle who casts forth white flowers in abundance!
Hail to our turtle who shines in the thorn bush as a bright butter-fly!
Ho! She is our turtle–the turtle god of the earth. In the desert she feeds on wild beasts, and gives them to live.
Thus–thus you see her ever abundant in gifts to all flesh.
And as you see the goddess of earth give to the beasts, so also she is eating the green herbs and the fishes.
Hail to our turtle who casts forth yellow flowers to the sun from the Land Divine!
Hail to our turtle!!

15 Responses to Do you like my prayer?

  1. Sorry but….

    I give praises to God….

    Not to your hero in a half-shell

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  2. assuming you’re praying to the great turtle, it looks pretty good.

    if i was a turtle-turtle theologian i could critique it more.

    now that ive helped you, help me

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  3. full gospel shirley

    No. dont like it. BUt, I will add to it.
    Praise God for the turtle and all the other creatures He creates to do the jobs He has designed them for, and for all the beautiful things of nature that He creates for us all to enjoy. From the little bird chriping in the beautiful pink grafefruit tree, to the flowering cactus, to the butterflies, and for Jesus He gives us chance to live forever with Him, .
    God provides all the good and perfect gifts. The devil provides the tings that lead to destruction. Mocking God is not really a good idea.
    Hail to the King of Kings and LOrd of Lords that loves you enough to forgive you, if you ask.

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  4. Sounds just like the syrupy rhetoric of the Roman Catholic Church!

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  5. Makes about as much sense as Hailing a non-existant god. Nice wording however.

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  6. Dude, I dont hail to anyone! and turtles are awesome!

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  7. It’s got rhythm but I can’t dance to it.

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  8. It says alot about you that you are praising a turtle.

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  9. Kerilyn Knows

    and WHO made that turtle?????
    Wasn’t it GOD????!!!!

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  10. It makes as much sense as any other prayer. Aesthetically, I prefer this one to most.

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  11. It is a pretty prayer based on the turtle I assumed is a pet.

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  12. …ǮÞ¥¤ﺸÐïåMóñdﺸ

    not too bad

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