Category Archives: Fly Tying

The first person to get all/most of these right gets best answer!!!!!!!!?

1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?
2. How many birthdays does the average man have?

3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

4. A woman gives a beggar 1 dollar and 32 cents; the woman is the beggar’s
sister, but the beggar is not the woman’s brother. How come?

5. Why can’t a man living in the U.S. be buried in Canada?

6. How many outs are there in an inning?

7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow’s sister? Why?

8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of
games. There are no ties. Explain this.

9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure.
A big bear walks by. What color is the bear? Why?

11. If there are 3 apples and you take away two, how many do you have?

12. I have two U.S. coins totalling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins?

13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where was an
oil burner, a kerosene lanp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?

14. How far can a dog run into the woods?

15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour.
How long would the pills last?

16. A farmer has 17 sheep; all but 9 die. How many are left?

17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?

18. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5’10” tall. What does he weigh?
19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
20. What was the president’s name in 1950?
21. There once was a lady who really liked pink. In her cozy, little one-story house,
everything was pink. Even her dog was pink. Her hair, her carpet, everything.
What color are her stairs?

22. There was an evergreen tree in the dark, ugly forest where ghosts,
witches, and even Frankensteins lived. All of the sudden, a great gust
of wind flew through the forest. Which way did the leaves on the tree fall?
altonbush is the winner(you will recieve ur prize as soon as i can pick the pest answer)
altonbush is the winner(you will recieve ur prize as soon as i can pick the pest answer) he got them all correct

FLY tying………….?

Any one else here tie their own feshwater flies for trout, salmon etc
If so whats your favourite to tie
For me has to be the bristol hopper.

Are you caged or flying free? – whose song is sweeter?

I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings

The free bird leaps
on the back of the win
and floats downstream
till the current ends
and dips his wings
in the orange sun rays
and dares to claim the sky.

But a bird that stalks
down his narrow cage
can seldom see through
his bars of rage
his wings are clipped and
his feet are tied
so he opens his throat to sing.

The caged bird sings
with fearful trill
of the things unknown
but longed for still
and his tune is heard
on the distant hill for the caged bird
sings of freedom

The free bird thinks of another breeze
an the trade winds soft through the sighing trees
and the fat worms waiting on a dawn-bright lawn
and he names the sky his own.

But a caged bird stands on the grave of dreams
his shadow shouts on a nightmare scream
his wings are clipped and his feet are tied
so he opens his throat to sing

The caged bird sings
with a fearful trill
of things unknown
but longed for still
and his tune is heard
on distant hill for the caged bird
sings of freedom
sorry – this poem is by Maya Angelou…I inadvertently cut off the end tribute….

How do I tie down a canoe?

I have a Ford Ranger (a small truck) and I am planning on buying a 17′ canoe. I was wondering if anyone knows of a good diagram or description of how I should go about tying it down so I can haul it around to the rivers and lakes and such. I’d prefer that it doesn’t fly off when I’m on the highway. Thanks a bunch! Peace!

Sixty-Nine Souls ?

(and finally, two worlds collide…………….. )
{Looking like a banshee hovering, eering shrieking}

Darker your room gets, abnormally

Sitting alone, watching tv

One tape left of your sickening glee

‘Bet cha never expected again to see me’

‘You killed me! You did! I was so benign!

My torment for years you ended at nine!

A decade flown by, this unspeakable crime!

I emerge from abyss, it’s your turn this time!’

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‘Hmm, what’s the matter, close your d*mn mouth!’

You afraid of my army brought back from the south?’
(Tortured they were) like me cotton mouthed,

Afraid to fight back as if they weren’t allowed.

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‘Sixty-nine souls that you brought together,

By cleaning up evidence, Ooo, you’re so clever.’

‘You’d never get caught, not you, tch, not ever!

But your ties to the victims weren’t easily severed’
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‘You stupid sick mother, how could you forget!?’

‘All the charms and the trinkets buried under

your shed?’

‘Sarahs gold bracelet and Kims ruby, so red?

Jessys bikinis and hair from my head?’

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‘The police didn’t find them nor did the Feds

H*ll we even forgot till you called up death!’

‘Your moms never watched over you like she said
Ouija calls hades, the sufferable dead!’

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‘Oh, how original, reach for that bat!

Go on, take a swing! You’ll miss, I know that!’

‘We’re not of this world but, from one so vast

Beyond comprehension and here at last!’

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‘Ten years I’ve waited, others many more,

We’ve watched all the others you failed to score,

We still hear their heartbeats, their screams absorbed,

‘Tis you Satans brother all children abhor!’
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‘Why are you backing down? Coward arth thee?

T’was no fear in your eyes when you beat and raped me!’

‘Held down by my neck, forced to my knee!’

‘So weary was I, tender age of three’

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‘So what of the rest?! They chose not to speak!’
‘You had rid them, so young and too weak!

But, pierece what’s left of your heart to back me?’

‘They will and they’ll laugh as you cowar and plead!’

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‘There is no stopping these souls released fresh

To whip and impale your mortal flesh!’

‘To them it’s like they have just passed away, yes!

Stranded in limbo long awaiting this quest.’
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‘Flame now surrounds you, burning off digits

And your precious ‘master’ has found himself rigid’

‘Blood that’s been boiling now spews like a civets

Along with your in-ards a floor of composites’

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‘Your hollowing torso collaspes beneath us,

Vapors that rise from your corpse animus!’

‘Soul to soul your chilling awkwardness,
We capture whats left and toss it to abyss!’

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Sixty-nine souls lost, ten years or more

Now sheild their eyes at brightness galore

Breezes start flowing from wings of reward

Sixty-nine souls sent to live in accord

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